enfp x istp: underrated duo
the dynamic looks a lot like this:
- "istpppppp!!!"
- no answer
- enfp pouts, "istppppp!!!"
- "what do you want?"
- "why you gotta be so meAnn 🎵???"
- "i hate you. and taylor swift"
- "i hate me too and hOW DARE YOU"
- "yeah, i would, if i looked like you"
- "you're so unsympathetic"
- "k"
- "did you just 'k' me? you're so dry oh my gosh"
- "you're just boring"
- chaotic meets calm, but both still continue their old ways
- VERY VERY comfortable with each other
- "you smell nice, what shampoo did you use?"
- "i used bodywash, you idiot"
- "oooh, which one? i've never smelt it before!"
- "that's because i made it myself, dimwit"
- "can you make it for me?"
- loTS of puppy eyes from enfp
- "no"
- "pleasseee? with a cherry on top, except not a cherry because i know you thoroughly dislike cherries and actually like chocolate covered raspberries even though they taste absolutely-"
- "shut up" (makes it anyway)
- istp is the silent killer. they're sarcastic and mysterious.
- "hey istp, do you think i'm scary?"
- "no"
- "well, you certainly aren't. remember in first grade you-"
- "in first grade i bullied half of my classmates into believing the barbie doll they played with was cursed by the wicked with of the west. try me"
- istp blames everything on enfp (usually rightfully)
- "but i didn't do it!"
- "guilty"
- so many eyerolls and quips
- sometimes enfp manages to crack down the hard shell of istp
- (usually not)
- "stop singing so loudly in the shower, enfp, my ears are bleeding"
- "no thank you"
- "omg istp look at this meme! hahahahaha"
- silence
- "that's pr funny"
- "whoA, is istp iMprEsseD?"
- "shut up"
- a total sweetheart and the cold hearted chill character meet
- sunlight and moonlight
- drama queen and low-key king
- istp teaches enfp how to absolutely own an argument (not like they can't already argue)
- enfp teaches istp to be more empathetic ('who needs empathy when you have guns, enfp?')
- if anyone dares to hurt enfp, istp becomes super protective
- no one dares to hurt istp because let's be honest, istp hurts them
- enfp is actually the more focused one when they study together
- literal definition of 'sweet but psycho' by ava max
