Marcel holding his nephew for the first time like "wow this little guy is so calm and quiet. He doesn't take after his dad at all, Porco was like one of those screaming Harry Potter plant babies"
UNCLE MARCEL!!!!!!!
(I know I scream at every single hc ppl send but like!!!!!!!!)
The best part of Porco having a baby is all the new roasting material that will no doubt come from the situation.
This is tossing me back to a previous hc thought I conceived along the Porco secretly loving Disney movies train, with the Lion King as his favorite. But like what if he's hyped up the moment of introducing his favorite animated feature to his kiddo, like cushion pillow fort, baby popcorn the whole nine and kiddo just falls asleep before the wildebeest scene ™️?
Pock is all crestfallen and wants to wake them up so they can witness "THE MOST CLIMACTIC MOMENT AND BETRAYAL IN CINEMA 😟😟😟"
and you're just like, "🤨 Pock let them sleep."
and he's all pouty the rest of the movie.
But like some weeks later while making breakfast or dinner or somethin, Pock has his music on shuffle and "I just can't wait to be king" comes on and baby is in their highchair and starts gurglin all happy to the bouncy music and boppin their chubby lil fists to the rhythm and Porco had subconsciously already been humming with the song but when he hears baby perking up at it he turns around with wide eyes and starts singing along outright which delights kiddo to no end!
And luckily you're there to witness the beautiful moment and can take over making sure food doesn't burn as Pock scoops up y'all's precious lil darling and dancin around the kitchen while singing the song. 🥰
Also, surprise beneath the cut 😏
