#uf texts

[Image description: Three screenshots of a text message conversation on an iPhone. The contact name is ‘THE CUTEST!’ with a sparkly heart emoji next to it. The texts read:

Mabel: Pacifica...pls don’t be mad

Pacifica: what did you do?

Mabel: So...you know how I was supposed to take Norman and Dipper to get a pet fish?

Pacifica: yes...

Pacifica: i swear to god, if you bring home anything other than an aquatic animal i am going to shoot you

Mabel: We named him Fish

Mabel: (Image of a golden retriever puppy)

Pacifica: you did not

Mabel: Pacifica he is SO fluffy

Mabel: They asked and he was so cute I just (emoji with downward curving closed eyes)

Mabel: As I know you do not own a gun, we are going dog shopping and then bringing Fish home :)

Pacifica: i cannot believe you let them name the dog fish

Mabel: I think it’s cute!

Pacifica: i also cannot believe that you bought them a dog after going to the store with the intent of purchasing one fucking goldfish

Pacifica: wow, now you stop replying

Pacifica: fine...

[Image description: A screenshot of a text message conversation on an iPhone. The contact name is ‘Sock Puppet’ with a pine tree emoji next to it. The texts read:

Bill: anyways did you know i don’t have a proper gag reflex?

Dipper: ...I know I’m going to regret asking, but how do you know this?

Bill: oh well see i was trying to make myself throw up but after i shoved my whole hand down my throat i just kind of coughed a little

Dipper: BILL WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF THROW UP

[Image description: Three screenshots of a text message conversation on an iPhone. The contact name is ‘THE CUTEST!’ with a sparkly heart emoji next to it. The texts read:

Mabel: Hey Paz, guess what?

Pacifica: what?

Mabel: (image of an orange mug with a smiley face on a pastel green background. It contains coffee, with foam in the shape of a heart on top. Above, ‘i LOVE YOU A LATTE!’ is written in black)

Pacifica: oh my god

Mabel (image of a stick of butter, with a small piece cut off, lying on a brown cutting board. Both pieces have smiley faces. A knife lays below the cutting board. ‘YOU’RE MY BUTTER HALF’ is written in black above. The background is light blue)

Pacifica: m a b e l

Mabel: (image of two olives with smiley faces on a gray-green background. ‘OLiVE YOU’ is written in black above)

Pacifica: where are you even getting these

Mabel: Paz u aren’t appreciating the message here

Pacifica: oh? what message? that you love puns?

Mabel: No, that I love u! (red heart emoji)

Pacifica: aw

Pacifica: well