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A collection of banter for my Magistrate and UED Captain interacting with the rest of the cast in HoTS. 

Banter

Magistrate Drake: "So why'd you stop shaving your head?"

Jim Raynor: "You have any idea how popular bald Space Marines, became while we were gone? Honestly at that point, it was the only way to stand out."

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Jim Raynor: "Quit look'in over my shoulder."

Magistrate Drake: "Sorry force of habit."

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Jim Raynor: "Didn't ya' try to kill me a few years ago?"

Captain Weiss: "Ya... sorry."

Jim Raynor: "Ah don't worry non. My liver's tried to kill me plenty of times, never held that against it."

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Artanis: "Ah friend Drake. I almost didn't recognize you without being hunched in front of screen."

Magistrate Drake: "Don't remind me. My back does that enough."

POKE

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Magistrate

Magistrate Drake: "Try to stay quite and do what I was told and look what happens. One of my friends gets betrayed, the other becomes a drunk and I got to spend the next through years in exile. Fun stuff." Magistrate Drake: "I miss the good ol' days. The Zerg were bad, the Confederacy were jerks and the Protoss were mysterious... Okay they weren't great days, but still they weren't as complicated... except when they were. You know what, screw it! The old days sucked!" 

Magistrate Drake: “You know perhaps we shouldn’t have named this after the guy who lost to a much smaller opponent. Sure it sounds cool, but it’s just tempting disaster.” 

UED Captain

Captain Weiss: “My family has proudly served in the military for generations. Except... for a... period in the mid 20th century. We, ah... don’t talk about that.” 

Captain Weiss: “So a Frenchmen, a Russian and a German, walk onto a bridge and say- I realize this soounds like a joke, but I’m actually just describing a day of UED command in the Brood War.”