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Professor Addler Caught Drinking Himself Silly Tonight

Uh oh. Looks like there's trouble in paradise for Ol' Blue Eyes and McSteamy. Or at least I have strong vibes about it being that way because Ol' Blue Eyes hasn't been seen alone, out and about, without McSteamy since they got together. Plus, no one asks for the bottle if they're drinking alone for good reasons. Did McSteamy push him away? Or could outside influences be to blame coughMCDREAMYcough. Stay tuned.

'Ol Blue Eyes is definitely attractive enough to pick up someone new- but with a brand new apartment for the both of them, I dunno if he's leaving McSteamy behind. Maybe just picking a new piece on the side.

That's horrible! How dare they be unfairly hated. Hear that my people? Everyone start hating on those couples equally.

My humble opinion is its cause Cupcake and the King of Snark are both too young to be wed (Cupcake barely coming in as legal period) whereas McSteamy and Ol' Blue Eyes are both adults and just living together.

Promising to spend the rest of your lives together (which life expectancy being 77 gives them 58 and 59 years together respectively) is a bigger commitment then mixing my crap with yours.

Oh that's a tough one, anon. Can't I just say I'd fuck them all? Because I so would.

Fuck: Catie because she's super hot.

Marry: Cory because that boy is such a bottom.

Our policy dictates that we expel her, Mister Clarington. While I, for one, have no qualms about defaulting to this course of action, your delay in coming to me suggests that you have other ideas…

She is already being escorted off campus after Professor Addler’s complaint. But did you have other suggestions beyond our usual course of action for me to take into consideration?

Ohh, that's a good one.

Fuck: Blaine

Marry: Julian