#tyrie2001

And that's why the sun never set on the British Empire, because God didn't trust us in the dark

Ya know... I can't help but have a mental picture now of you, several decades from now when your mortal existence has come to an end, storming up through the clouds with a Viking sword in one hand, and kicking in the pearly white gates, while holding up a list of the list of ailments you've suffered in your lifetime in your other hand, and roaring out 'Alright, who had the fawcking balls?!'

Anyways, how's yer weekend been going thus far? Been up to much, or is it the usual routine of "Relax... Relax.... FRANTIC ART DRAWING... Rela-FRANTIC ART DRAWING INTENSIFIES... Relax... Rela-INTENSIFIES*

To those who are angry about Article 13 passing, and will be voting in the upcoming EU Parliamentary elections, I would simply say this. If you want to strike the fear of God into the EU, your best bet would be to vote for parties that are fiercely Eurosceptic. Parties whom are calling for the country they represent to leave the EU. It doesn't matter if they are far-left, far-right, or middle of the road centrist, just as long as they are the type of parties who will rock the boat close to the point of capsizing it. Will it result in your countries actually leaving the EU? No. Will it result in the EU collapsing? Also No. So, why bother voting this way you may ask? One simple reason (image below)

After working retail, I no longer fear Hell

[Company Name] claims to be an ethical company, and I think I've finally figured out what they mean. They're ethical in the same way that Weyland Yutani is. If you can survive all their evil schemes and their incompetent self-destructive nature, without getting liquidated for thought crime, you'll get a pretty decent pension at the end of it all. Assuming you don't die three days before retirement

The [Company Name] only hires two types of people. Geriatrics, and retards - Sometimes when I've repeated this phrase to others, people smirk and say "Well, YOU work for the [Company Name]. Which group do you fall into then?" My response? "Neither. I was assimilated when they took over, and proceeded to ram it into the ground" ... Which nine time out of ten results in the other person expressing their deepest sympathies, or words to that effect