How to relieve stress like Haley.
1. Oil treat your hair and then deep condition! Makes your hair and hands soft, and you completely forget about homework for at least a solid hour. 2. Binge watch American Horror Story. Zachary Quinto is sexy even when he is ripping skin off of women. 3. When that’s over, binge watch Parks and Recreation. Chris Pratt can make your lady parts feel weird and you’ll be laughing at stuff that normally isn’t funny. 4. Go to Meijer with no bra and buy ice cream. Yes the guy from your Humanities class may be there but he doesn’t know what you look like without makeup. You won’t be recognized. 5. Cry about how much money you have and how empty your gas tank is. It really is okay, you’re a fucking part time worker! We all know you make a lot of money. 6. Think about working out. It’s the same mental stimulation as actually working out. So it’s the same thing, right? 7. Eat something. Because, well, you always want to do that! 8. Tell your dad that you really do need that body pillow you saw at Meijer tonight. What else would you sob into every night? A regular pillow? Don’t be ridiculous, Dad. 9. Buy a pair of boots online, you didn’t need to put gas in your ‘98 Plymouth Grand Voyager this week. 10. Log on to your computer and attempt to do homework. Then google “Healthy Ways to Relieve Stress”, ignore every tip you see and repeat steps 1-10.
I hope this has been helpful
