#txmescence

i mean i think im a pretty pleasant stalker at the very least im an interesting one but hey sup nice to meet you welcome aboard

unless youre gonna follow me around throwing money at my feet im not sure how much more pleasant than that you can get

its that time again the time for davesprite to completely embarrass himself while trying to be a good blog host and make the blog foyer all nice and spiffy for the new blog guests lay out that fresh dish of blog hors d'oeuvre and pop open a nice aged blog wine but it turns out its a bad year and i dont even know how to spell horse divorce

You arrive at the little group breakfast with your fins down and tail waving, submissive and hopefully harmless as can be. Most of your scaled lower half is hidden with a pair of loose sweatpants, but your tail and little paws were still visible. You were also wearing a black jacket, which was open to show the red shirt you wore underneath, it was some sort of game reference, as well a collar, by insistance of Prince.

You werent, perhaps, the chattiest, but you did get to meet that Moth guy in person (hes cool and fluffy) and maybe (hopefully) helped put the others minds to rest as well.

oh shit whaddup its the striders oh man aint no party like a strider party

oh wait no ive just taken the fun out of you introducing yourselves oops okay lets try it again pretend that didnt happen

i think you just want to have people over

wow this is definitely the most perverse thing ive ever heard ever youve actually managed to offend me how could you i thought we were tight i mean im pretty sure i witnessed a drug deal go down and there were some kids out here trying to use the play equipment but its kind of quieted down so???? youre not missing much also yes there will be a next time

i know im just the worst huh shame you had to be summoned by somethin like me

damn i gotta step my shit up that used to be my park 

the kids are ok though...?

im not going to chase you out of your bed and i am sort of freeloading in your place so anyways eventually youre going to have to like clear out the entire next building if you keep expanding the garden you realize and yeah of course i just couldnt invite you because you were gone until literally just now