#twotriangles

@secondimpact replied to your post “d you want a worm on a string?”

Oh, I finally found that pro wrestling vid

Oh god, Homestuck is coming back in 16 days

DIRK 4: See, that’s offensive.  What you’re doing there is offensive. DIRK 3: My perfect billion-horsepower mechabrain is incapable of taking offense, on account of it being perfect, which you would know, if you were me, which you’re clearly not, except, of course, in the equally true sense in which you are.   DIRK 1: Jesus.  I cannot believe that at the end of everything, after nothing matters anymore and all is lost, I am still fucking with myself.  Like, the lights are down, the universe is over, everything’s been swallowed by garbled bullshit, but in the everlasting instant that constitutes the final beautiful seconds of my conscious mind I am still arguing with myself like a fucking infant.  Or, wait, no.  I can believe it.  I am the complete diametric polar opposite of surprised by this.

FEFERI: The handsome fish princess puts on a brave face in light of this unfortunate revelation but must object to the meowbeast’s use of fish puns during a serious emotional moment! NEPETA: The meowrpholigically indistinct furry scaly fishbeast who can’t even stand up by herself right now regretfully informs you that it’s going to take her a while to remember what the difference between a cat and a fish is. FEFERI: Fish swim.

NEPETA: I thought... I somehow thought that’s what you meant by 38). FEFERI: Why would I wink about that? NEPETA: I couldn’t see the wink through your goggles!

DIRK 2: You know what?  You’re right about that, too, Dirk Three.  I’m Dirk One now.  That’s because I’m the Best Dirk, made of the hope of a good  man, a man who saw the best in us, which means I’m not a corrosive despondent shithead like the former Dirk One, who is now Dirk Four, and I’m not a psychotic narcissist like Dirk Four, who has now been promoted to Dirk Three, and I’m not playing  whatever sick manipulative game  you are, and incidentally you have now been demoted to Dirk Five, because I’m at least two Dirks better than any of you.  I am the optimal outcome of the Dirk spectrum, and I alone have the basic fucking competence to take control of this situation. DIRK 1: Oh my god, stop it.  This is incredibly embarrassing.