There's an art to sitting patiently on the countertop that does not belong to him, just as there is an art to stealing cut pieces of vegetables when Baron isn't looking ⎯⎯ Bron likes to think that he's mastered that art to perfection, that he has won multiple championships in that particular skill when he plops a sliver of red bell pepper between his teeth. Grin is on full display when he gets caught like a kid with his hand in the metaphorical cookie jar ( pepper jar ? Vegetable jar ? Is a bell pepper even a vegetable, or is it a fruit ? ) ❝Dude, you've been at it for an hour or so, just let me have my taste test. I'm starving over here, and you don't even care, man.❞
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