Jul 22, 2013
2-years-old
I got an email today, apparently HappyKillerNinjaPanda is two-years-old. Happy birthday to me, HappyKillerNinjaPanda!
It is also my gramma's 80th birthday! So yay.
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2-years-old
I got an email today, apparently HappyKillerNinjaPanda is two-years-old. Happy birthday to me, HappyKillerNinjaPanda!
It is also my gramma's 80th birthday! So yay.
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Snuggling a slightly sick little monkey.
Me: "It might be time to read books before bed." Jasper: "It might be! But, it's not."
Come on. You know this, Daaaaad.
Alex: Hey, Jasper where is mama this morning?
Jasper: Can't tell you, Dada. I have food in my mouth. Can't talk with food in my mouth.
I nibbled on Jaspers foot. Jasper: "No, put it back!" I "put" his toes back. Jasper: "Thank you."
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When your grandmother is Scandinavian
When your grandmother is Scandinavian, you get to wear fuzzy Viking hats.
Then, you run around the whole house giggling and yelling, "I'm a viking!"
Finally, you stop for a sip of water.
Get It Right, Dad.
Jasper: "I'm going to bring mama's phone."
Alex: "Don't bite mama's phone, Jasper."
Jasper: "No, 'I'm going to bring mama's phone,' I said."