#two n's

Um. Ok. Hi? Why would they change my name because someone else has it?

Besides, i've been working here longer than the other guy! We just released the project after :}

Yes.. born as Glen but spell it Glenn. I actually had to legally declare in writing once that the "one 'n' Glen" is the same person as the "two 'n's' Glenn." I thought I would become a person ( two 'n's ) instead of a thing ( one 'n' meaning "mountain valley" in Gaelic ) when I was 10 in 1966.

Fast forward to 1995, and the digitalization caused havoc. I now spend my life telling people it's legally with one but I spell it with two 'n's. I had to change all my documents back to ONE 'n' .  Oh, and I live in Italy, yeah, that name doesn't exist.

Only old timers know Glenn Ford, and middle-timers think it's a woman's name ( thanks Ms.Close.) So unsolicited callers think I'm a female. Oh yeah, they can't pronounce it here either: GLED ? Like the air freshener ? GLANDE, like GLANS ? What is this name ?

So I tell them it's like on the whiskey bottle, "Glen Grant" OK, thanks. Then they call me GRANT from then on. One guy takes it further and calls me JACK ( the other whiskey.) WTF? Just call me Glen(n)., not Glenny, Glenito, Glennino, Glenachos, or Glennaccio. It's not Lynne, Lynn, Alan, Greg, Grant, Gene or any other G name.