#two face headcanons

Bane:

• Bane awoke bright and early, the sun barely peeking over the horizon. As he moved from the bed you rolled towards him still asleep, and he suppressed a chuckle, not quite over the sight just yet. You’d yawn and blink sleepily, smiling up at him.

• He smiled, making his way to your side of the bed. He made sure there was a fresh glass of water available for you and one of his sweatshirts, the building and his room could get cold in the morning.

• “Aye pequeña, go back to sleep. The sun is not yet awake,” he’d lull, kissing the top of your head and covering you with a blanket.

• You looked so sweet, even if you somehow found yourself in the oddest sleeping position, he couldn’t stop himself from smiling contently. He wanted to come back to bed with you, hold you in his arms, but he had things to do.

• He brushed the blankets away from your face, planting a kiss to your forehead and then cheek before quietly shutting the door behind him.

***

• Bane prefers an active morning. He must keep his body and brain in perfect condition, and he requires a lot of stimulation. Depending on the conditions outside he may workout outside or go for a run.

• He usually makes a pretty big breakfast and lunch and when you finally find your way out of the bed and to the kitchen he makes sure you eat, even if it’s just a little bit. He makes sure there’s something you like no matter your preference or diet.

• He tends to do puzzles while he eats if you’re not awake, but immediately puts it away when you come in...unless you ask him about it or know an answer. He secretly loves when you know an answer that he didn’t, which is rare, but he won’t tell you he didn’t know the answer.

• He’ll let you lay on his back while he does pushups, or lift you along with whatever other weight is in his grasp, and let you talk about anything and everything. He finds it a nice balance to hear your voice instead of the constant drum of his thoughts and schemes. Your fits of laughter or gasps at surprise fuel him.

• This man loves you so much and is ecstatic when you want to work out with him. He’s very proud of you, even if you’re pretty bad, he makes sure you’re safe and don’t get hurt.

• Even though he’s strong he does appreciate a quiet day with you, a little lazy day where he just stays in bed with you and holds you. He may rub your back or your arms, read a book silently, or rarely fall back asleep and sleep in with you tucked against his chest.

Slade/Deathstroke:

• You woke up on your side, your back flush against Slade’s muscular chest, as he had his arms wrapped around you. His grip was slack but as you shifted he tightened it instinctively, not wanting you to leave even if he wasn’t fully awake.

• You didn’t oppose and it wasn’t like you could move anyway, and let the soft morning sunlight hit you as it soaked through the cracks in the curtains.

• “Mmm, Babydoll, sleep in with me,” he purred into your ear, his voice still gravelly from sleep.

• The room smelled like tobacco and cologne, and what you could only describe as an irony leather. It smelled like him.

• Slade sunk his chin into the crook of your neck, kissing your shoulder and then cheek, then firmly kissed the back of your head, before putting his head on top of yours.

***

• He always seemed to sleep in with you, he was usually tired and grumpy if he had to get out of bed early, especially if he was back with you. He didn’t get to see you often and had to make the most of his time.

• He prefers a quiet, relaxing morning, especially if he had made love to you the night before.

• He’ll try and coax you to go back to sleep, but if you can’t sleep and want to get up he’ll get up with you. He prefers a shower in the morning to get rid of the sex smell and bedhead he will most definitely have.

• He won’t force you to do anything, but if you want to shower with him, or tell him anything while sitting on the counter, he’d be ecstatic. However, it’s probably best to not shower with him, you’ll end up right back in bed.

• He’s a good listener and asks you questions or riles you up just to get you to talk more. He’ll peek out at you every now and then from the shower, or get you to come over so he can kiss you. He really just wants to soak up as much time with you as he can.

• He absolutely loves getting ready for the day together! Do your hair or makeup while he shaves or does his hair. He will give you suggestions for your hair or outfit if you say you have nothing to wear, or will suggest taking you shopping. He really just wants to spoil you.

Two-Face:

• Harvey woke that morning, arm across his forehead, staring at the ceiling, before rolling out of bed. His mind was already awake, battling between thoughts and opinions and schemes. He frowned, looking over to you in the bed next to him.

• You looked like an Angel, pretty and peaceful. He felt his heart swell, and he slowly leaned over to kiss your forehead, and gingerly plant a kiss on your lips.

• “How’d I get so lucky?” he whispered, staring at you for a little longer.

• He didn’t want to come off as creepy, so he backed away, but he lingered in the doorway, giving you another soft glance. If you could look so at peace around him, maybe he wasn’t that bad of a man.

• But he still felt he needed to make your morning better, maybe he should stay in bed with you...but he secretly feared you’d wake up terrified if you saw him first thing in the morning. He couldn’t do that to you, not when you looked so at peace.

***

• Harvey likes a morning where he can pamper you, or he can “play house”. A morning that gives him a semblance of normalcy, something he wanted so badly that was taken away from him.

• He’ll make you breakfast in bed, making sure to bring you your favorites, and some kind of little treat. If you like mimosas or fancy espressos, he has absolutely nailed the perfect blends. And if you somehow wake up before him, he is immediately wherever you are asking how you slept, and apologizing for his absence.

• If you’re cooking or baking he likes hugging you from behind and swaying back and forth with you. It calms him.

• He likes listening to the radio in the morning, but just quiet enough to be background music.

• Harvey is very attentive to your needs, and strives to make your mornings easy and happy. Happy wife, happy life...even if you aren’t married, he knows if your morning is good the rest of your day will be good (and if not he’ll make it up to you at night, or make whoever ruined your mood pay!).

• Saturday mornings cartoons are a must, even after telling him about streaming services, he won’t want to hear it. It’s not authentic...it’s not apart of his perfect fantasy. Of course if you want to do something else that morning like craft, go to a farmers market or bake sale, or just have some time to yourself, he’ll make it happen.

Favorite Position:

Harvey and Two-Face approach sex very differently.

Harvey is a big fan of cowgirl. He loves to have his partner on top of him, riding him, and he loves being dominated. He really likes being face-to-face, so missionary or his partner straddling his lap are close seconds.

Two-Face, on the other hand, craves rough brutality. He prefers taking his partner from behind, where he has access to gripping or spanking his partner’s ass, or tightly gripping their hair in his hand.

Least Favorite Position:

Harvey isn’t a big fan of reverse cowgirl. While he enjoys the view, he prefers being able to maintain eye contact with his partner and take note of their expressions and have access to touching his partner how he pleases.

Two-Face isn’t a fan of missionary. It feels far too intimate for his liking, and he hates how vulnerable it makes him feel to be face-to-face with his partner.

Oral – Giving, Receiving, or Both:

Both Harvey and Two-Face enjoy giving and receiving oral, but just like sex, they give and receive very differently.

Harvey gives oral with a tenderness, like your clit is the most precious thing on Earth. He licks and sucks it with the intention of giving his partner the greatest pleasure he can. As for receiving, he allows his partner to take their time worshipping his cock, letting them choose their own pace and comfort level.

Two-Face is not gentle with oral. He’s prone to using teeth, nipping and sucking, and he enjoys overstimulating his partner until they’re in tears. He doesn’t like to use oral as a reward, and instead uses overstimulation as a punishment. When he receives oral, he’s just as brutal – preferring to shove his cock down his partner’s throat with quick, brutal thrusts, watching his partner in tears and listening to them gag is music to his ears.

Anal:

Harvey isn’t into anal very much. He has nothing against it, but as a former District Attorney, he’s seen too many horror stories, and it’s turned off anal for him.

Two-Face, on the other hand, is very much into it. He loves the feeling of power he has over his partner allowing him access to such an intimate part of themselves, and he craves the control that comes with it.

Turn-Ons:

Both Harvey and Two-Face are turned on by strong personalities. They don’t like a partner who’s weak and soft-spoken. They prefer someone who’s confident and knows what they want.

Harvey is turned on by someone career-oriented and who has a sense of justice, like him. He appreciates a partner who’s willing to work hard and go after what they want.

Two-Face, on the other hand, likes a partner who’s willing to give into their darker nature. While Harvey craves justice, Two-Face craves someone willing to give into their every dark desire.

Harvey and Two-Face both appreciate someone who can carry on a conversation. They’re not into someone boring or too dry to talk with. They want to be engaged, not bored to death.

They both value loyalty, and appreciate a partner who will stick by their side no matter what or who they are.

Turn-Offs:

Disloyalty. Neither Harvey nor Two-Face take a liking to someone who’s quick to turn on them.

Two-Face hates being touched without permission, especially on his scarred side. He’s quick to recoil if a partner touches his scarred side and doesn’t respect his boundaries.

Harvey dislikes selfishness in a partner. Having a partner who’s willing to sacrifice for others or a greater good is something he appreciates, and Harvey has a hard time accepting a partner who’s willing to hurt others to get what they want.

Unkempt appearance. Both Harvey and Two-Face take great pride in a partner who takes their appearance seriously. They don’t like someone who doesn’t take care of themselves and let their grooming go.

Kinks:

Coin Play – Harvey and Two-Face rely heavily on the choice the coin makes. They both enjoy flipping to determine what’s going to happen next during sex – whether it be slow and sensual, or rough and demanding.

Light Bondage – They both enjoy tying up their partner and restraining them. Leather straps or handcuffs are a big turn on.

Lingerie – Harvey and Two-Face are both really into a nice pair of lingerie. Especially if it’s black or white in color, and they both like stockings.

Discipline and Punishment – Two Face greatly enjoys putting rules in place for his partner, and if they’re broken, he’s quick to resort to punishment in the form of spanking, hair pulling, or consequences.

Exhibitionism – Two-Face is all about power and control, and he doesn’t mind being watched, especially if it’s to let others know that you’re his.

Experience Level:

High. Before becoming Two-Face, Harvey was not shy to having multiple partners before getting married. He’s highly proficient and has years of experience under his belt. He definitely knows what he’s doing.

On the same level, since Two-Face is part of Harvey, he has just as much experience.

Pace Preference:

Harvey likes it slow and controlled. He doesn’t mind being a little rough, but he prefers deep, slow thrusts, and taking the time to really make love to his partner. However, if he’s angry or frustrated, he’s willing to go harder and chase a stress relief.

Two-Face is definitely more rough. He doesn’t like vulnerability or tenderness. This makes him prone to quick, brutal thrusts and a rough pace. He doesn’t treat sex as something tender, like Harvey – he see’s it as a way to assert dominance and control.

Sometimes the coin decides, especially if he’s fighting with his personalities. Depending on which side lands, he can be rougher than usual, or slow and careful.

Aftercare:

Harvey is big on aftercare. He truly enjoys the moment to bask in the afterglow of sex. He likes getting his partner a towel or some water and making sure his partner is okay. He’s also a big fan of showering together afterwards.

Harvey likes taking the time to smoke a cigarette while his partner snuggles up to him.

Two-Face, on the flip side of things, doesn’t care about aftercare. When he’s finished, he’s quick to clean himself up and to leave his partner to clean themselves up instead.

However, sometimes aftercare can be inconsistent. Harvey wants to show how much he cares, but he fears Two-Face’s wrath if he shows it too much.

Dirty Talk:

Harvey is into light dirty talk. Nothing super extreme, but he enjoys flustering his partner with dirty words and some filth.

Two-Face, however, is quick to degrade his partner and spew utter filth. He has no shame in humiliating his partner or pushing you to your limits.

Public vs Private:

Harvey values privacy. He doesn’t like the idea of being seen, or having his partner being seen in such a state. He wants sex to be something for just you and him.

Two-Face is really into being watched. He likes the feeling of power it gives him, the feeling of control, and how taking you in public lets others know that you’re his.

Control Preference:

Harvey and Two-Face both struggle with control, since it’s a constant inner battle between them.

Harvey believes in trust with his partner. He doesn’t like to control them, and prefers they’re independent and act on their own accord. He wants the relationship to be built on a healthy dynamic.

However…Two-Face is the complete opposite. Unlike Harvey, he’s dependent on controlling his partner as much as he can. The coin tells him how to enact it – whether it be with mercy or brutality, but when Two-Face has taken over, you can be sure he’s going to do everything he can to make sure you’re under his thumb.

Clothing Preference:

Harvey and Two-Face are obsessed with visual balance. They love it when you dress in something split down the middle black and white – especially if it’s a sexy piece of lingerie. However, they’re just as willing to take you naked, too.

Harvey doesn’t mind getting fully naked. While he’s insecure about his scars, he doesn’t mind being vulnerable with you and allowing himself to undress.

Two-Face doesn’t enjoy being naked. He’ll unbutton a shirt or pull down his pants to get out his cock, but you can be sure that Two-Face won’t undress fully.

Often, they use the coin to determine which article of clothing you should take off first, and it becomes a bit of game between you and them.

How to Fluster Them:

Harvey isn’t an easily flustered man. His high level of experience hasn’t left him easily capable of being caught off guard – however, he’s been dragged so far down into darkness that being reminded that he still has some good in him – that he’s still Harvey – will fluster him. It’s easy for him to forget the life he once lived, and if you remind him of that, he’ll need a moment to recover.

Two-Face is not going to be flustered anytime soon. He craves control and power, and he’s not going to show vulnerability easy. If you try to fluster him, he’s quick to lash out. It’s Harvey who will be the one to take on the vulnerability.

Favorite Time of the Day:

Harvey is a big fan of morning sex. There’s nothing better to him than waking up to soft morning light straying across your skin. He loves sleepy sex, where you both are just waking up and starting the morning off with a passionate encounter.

Two-Face prefers to have sex at night. He thrives on the chaos of Gotham’s nightlife, and prefers what nighttime brings.

Favorite Place to Have Sex:

Harvey prefers his bed. It reminds him of a time when his life was normal, before he was permanently scarred and will never get his old life back.

Two-Face isn’t picky: his bed, bent over the desk, in a car – if he can have you anywhere, he will. Though his favorite is bent over his desk, where his goons and thugs can hear from the other side of the door.

Secret Soft Spot:

Harvey and Two-Face both enjoy being kissed at the curve between his neck and shoulder. Harvey will melt at the kiss, but Two-Face refuses to show any reaction.

Favorite Place to Be Touched:

Harvey likes the nape of his neck being touched. He’s so tense and tender, and he craves the feeling of your fingers massaging out the knots there.

Two-Face is selfish, and he definitely likes your lips around his cock above anywhere else on his body.

Least Favorite Place to Be Touched:

Harvey detests the scarred side of his face being touched. It’s not only painful, both physically and emotionally, but he hates what your touch means to him when you show tenderness to his scarred side.

Two-Face doesn’t like his sides being touched. There’s something about your hands on his sides that makes him uncomfortable, and he’d rather you put your hands on his shoulders instead.

Jealousy/Possessive Level:

Harvey does have a bit of a jealous streak. He won’t show it in public, and he’s good at maintaining his emotions, but he does feel a spark of jealousy if he notices you talking to someone else.

Two-Face is extremely possessive. He absolutely hates anyone paying attention to you, and he needs everyone to know who you belong to. He’ll quickly stake his claim over you and kill anyone who even looks too long in your direction.

However, because of their mixed emotions, Harvey is prone to lashing out in a more jealous rage than he normally would, especially if Two-Face is influencing him too much.

Favorite Compliments During Sex:

Harvey loves hearing you praise him. He doesn’t have a praise kink, but hearing you whisper about how good he is, how big he is, and how good he makes him feel is enough to make him feel like a king.

Two-Face is the same. He relies on your praise and on you complimenting him – however, he enjoys your whimpers and whines as praise more than a pure compliment. Bringing you to your limit until you’re begging him to stop is enough for him.

Stamina:

High. They can go multiple round, and are quick to recover after a session. They’ll both rely on the coin to tell them whether or not to go again – and if the coin lands on the right side, you won’t be leaving the bed anytime soon.

Marking Preference:

Harvey doesn’t mind leaving gentle bite marks or hidden hickeys. He doesn’t want to hurt you, but he enjoys seeing his mark on you in secret places where only you and he know about.

Two-Face, of course, is vastly different: he loves biting, scratching, leaving bruises – anything that will show people who you belong to.

They both love dressing you in black and white outfits. They want their partner to match their aesthetic, and will have outfits custom-tailored to you, so that everyone knows who you belong to.

Tits, Ass, or Both:

Harvey is a boob guy. He loves burying his face in your breasts and fondling and squeezing them while pinching your nipples.

Two-Face is an ass guy; he loves the grip, the control, and giving your ass a good smack as he walks by.

Length:

Average length. About 5 ½ inches flaccid, and 6 ½ when erect.

Circumcised and a bit girthy. His penis strays lightly to the right.

Mess Preference:

Harvey doesn’t mind a slight mess. He’s not turned off by cum or saliva. On the other hand, Two-Face loves seeing his partner ruined with tears and cum leaking out of their holes.

Grooming Preference:

Harvey and Two-Face value their image, so they keep themselves as neat and tidy as their scars allow.

They expect their partner to keep themselves groomed as well, and prefer a partner who keeps their pubic hair trimmed and short.

Love Language (In Bed):

Acts of Service is appreciated by Harvey. He spent so much of his earlier career being a busy man, and coming home to a hot meal, a massage, a drink – it all shows him how much you care to see his needs met, and he enjoys that in bed as well.

Two-Face is the same way. He expects his partner to service his every need, and he values a partner who obeys his every command.

Sexual Insecurities:

Harvey is insecure about his scars. He knows he used to be a good looking man, and his scars spread far down his body. He’s worried his partner will judge him and lose attraction for him because of it.

Two-Face doesn’t have any sexual insecurities. He isn’t ashamed of his scars, since they made him him, and he’s too in need of control to think about any of his vulnerabilities.

Post-Sex Behavior:

Harvey is big on aftercare. He’s going to help you clean up, get you something to eat or drink, and make sure there’s clear communication between you two. He masks his fears with charming words, but deep down, he’s terrified of hurting you. Once you’ve gone to bed or he’s left your side, he’ll spend a good amount of time worrying about your well being or what happens next time Two-Face takes control – or pushes your limits too far.

Bane:

•You sat alone at your kitchen counter, elbows on the counter top, fiddling with the rim of your glass. The sun had set already, but you had no energy to move, to start cleaning up your own party, which didn't even get to start. You looked out the window, half expecting your friends or family to show up late...just a few.

•But no one had shown up.

•You heard the door unlock, and a large hulking presence filled the small entryway.

"Happy Birthday, Mi Vida!"

He bellowed as he walked in, a tiny gift box in his large hands, or maybe he just made it seem small.

•He suddenly stopped, looking at the empty space. Nothing was out of place. He walked over to you in the dark, illuminated by a single kitchen light and almost burnt out candles on the cake. On your cake...which was untouched.

"Did everyone leave?" He'd say, dropping the gift onto the counter, "or did I scare them away?"

•You bit your lip, trying to keep yourself from crying and dissolving into a puddle. Tried to act tough, but Bane was smarter than most, and he saw right through your little act.

•He would walk over to you, taking you into his arms, hugging you against his large frame. Running a hand through your hair or rubbing circles on your back.

"Aye Cariña, what's the matter? It's your birthday, you should be happy? No?"

•His voice would be soft, talking to you as if you were made of glass. He cares for you so much, and seeing you so unhappy would break his heart. He'd let you stay silent, or cry your eyes out, ramble and mumble about the situation. He'll listen. He's a good listener.

•Once he was sure you got it out of your system or were reassured, calmed down slightly, He'd pick you up in his arms and take you to your room, kissing you on the top of your head and then forehead.

"We'll go out tomorrow Cariña, I'll give you the day you deserved," He'd whisper, before lighting a candle and getting you comfortable.

•He'd leave your present for tomorrow on the counter or table, then he'd clean up, put things away, and find your list of guests...because how dare they make you feel neglected and unloved. He's meant to protect you and love you, keep you safe from physical threats and emotional.

•He's hunting down the fools that would abandon you on your special day, and their punishments would be based on his mood and how they reacted and responded. He's almost too calm about the matter, and this huge brick wall of a man being calm and collected is more terrifying than him raging.

•Expect flowers and a kiss in the morning, He'd wrap his arms around you and pull you in against his chest and take a nap with you. He'd make you breakfast in bed or take you out to your favorite spots. It's your special day, and just like every day, he will make you feel loved and cared for...just a little more spoiled.

Deathstroke/Slade Wilson:

•You peeked out your window one more time, convincing yourself that maybe this time there would be a friend or two waiting for you. But, it was late...way past the time everyone should have arrived for your party.

•You sighed, collapsing onto your couch. It was late, and no one was going to show up now. Maybe they all got the date wrong?

•You rubbed some fallen tears from your cheeks and reached for your phone, dialing his number. Waiting for the dial tone you stared at the flowers he had had delivered to you that morning along with a shiny necklace and matching bracelet. He was away on business, what for he never told you, but even though he was busy he had time to send you a message and present.

•It bothered you that coworkers you had seen all week, all day, friends you regularly went out with, had forgotten...but this man who was constantly away, across seas and oceans, had found a way to spoil you.

•You heard the man pick up on the otherside of the phone, snapping you out of your thoughts.

"Hey, Babydoll, how's your party? Didya get my gift?" He'd say casually, smoothly. He sounded proud in a way.

But, he would immediately pick up on the way your voice shook, trying to sound happy, thankful. You were thankful for the gift, but you wanted to cry more than anything.

•The only person you wanted more than anything right now was so far away. You explained your situation, how your day had gone, with a shaky voice.

"It's just you?" His tone was accusatory, but not at you. He was upset, but not at you, "where is everyone?!"

•He immediately would hang up, and a few minutes later would send you a message of how he would be home in the following days. You didn't hear from him often, his work kept him busy or out of service range.

•You also wouldn't hear from any of your so called friends, and a few coworkers, who had flaked on your party.

•He would arrive home days later, a smirk on his face, walking through the door dressed up and a gift of some sort in hand. He'd immediately pull you to him, holding you in his arms.

"Afternoon, Sweetheart," He'd purr, "get dressed in something pretty. I'm taking you out like your friends should have."

You'd make a remark that no one you invited had responded to you or followed up all week. He'd just hold you tighter and grin, telling you to forget about them.

•You'd be promptly spoiled on your belated birthday day. Anything and everything you want is yours, no matter how simple or extravagant...but he is taking you out to eat at the very least. He loves showing you off and making sure people know how important you are to him.

•If you want to stay home and eat or watch a movie, have a little lazy day, he isn't apposed, it's your day after all. He wants to do everything in his power to make you feel special and loved and seen...forget about those who wronged you. He might get a little handsy, but he's just missed you and needs you to feel cared for.

Twoface:

•You sat alone in the living room of his Penthouse. It was large and spacious with high ceilings and streamers and balloons hung from the floor to ceiling windows. Everything was decorated in half and half colors and thrown around in halfhazzard fashion, but his henchmen had seemed more than willing to decorate for your party.

•Still as the day and night went by and balloons deflated, not a single one of your guests had arrived. Not a call or text, not a card or email. It seemed they'd all forgotten...or maybe they were too scared to come? But even then they could send you a message.

•It was late when he came back with his two favorite henchmen (holding huge wrapped presents), bursting through the doors, you could hear the mix of Harvey and TwoFace in his voice,

"Happy Birthday, Baby!"

•You'd look over at him, tears in your eyes, seeing more gifts from him and how excited he looks. He'd notice immediately how upset you looked, how empty the space was. It wasn’t right.

"Where is everyone? Did I scare them away? I'm sorry, My Love,"

In some way he would be fighting with himself, thinking it's his fault, that he ruined your day. Maybe his reputation...the way he looked possibly scared your friends away.

•Him saying that, asking that, would make you feel worse, he doesn't intend to make you feel worse, but he cares about you so much and wanted your day to be perfect. He can't help but feeling sad and mad.

•He would hold you and hug you and try to calm you down. You can cry on his shoulder, mess up his suit, he doesn't care. He only cares about making you feel better. He'll let you rant or complain, explain your feelings. Get it all out, he's listening.

•Of course he's listening to every detail, finding out who would stand you up, ruin your birthday party. He's not letting them get away with abandoning you, for making you feel forgotten...unwanted.

•He'd have his henchmen do the activities you had planned, if you wanted to still do them of course. Otherwise he'd reserve a whole restaurant or venue and take you out. Whatever you want to do, whenever, he'll arrange it for you.

•He wants everything to be perfect. You're perfect to him. You care about him, put up with him, of course he's going to do everything in his power to keep you happy and feeling loved, especially on your special day!

•He'd bake you a cake if you wanted it, memorize your favorite songs and movie. He's going to hold you close and make you feel special. He loves giving you little kisses on your forehead and top of your head.

•He'd love to have you sit in his lap or right next to him while you open your presents and cards from him and his men. He'll make you feel like royalty. Seeing you light up and smile makes him happy, he has this low-light-hearted chuckle that comes out when you smile or make weird faces at what his men put in the cards and envelopes.

Bane:

• He’s one of the few that actually enjoys the waterpark!

• He especially likes the wave pool and is probably found with a bunch of kids dangling off his arms or asking him to throw them. He always makes sure it’s alright with a parent beforehand, he’s not a monster. He also likes to have you sit on his shoulders in the wave pool, especially if it’s a super strong one, he doesn’t want to lose you.

• Is told he’s over the weight limit on certain rides...he respects the rules, but is irritated.

• If it’s too hot or bright and there’s no shade, he will stand in front of you or hold something over you so you can cool off. He doesn’t mind getting sunburnt, in fact he’s more likely to get a perfect tan instead.

• He makes sure you stay hydrated and have sunscreen.

• If he sees really little kids, especially girls that are lost, he tries to help them get to the information desk or find their parents. Again he’s not a monster.

• He loves the lazy river and will hang onto your tube or raft so you don’t float away from him. He likes relaxing or getting a moment to hear you talk.

• Probably leaves a lot of complaints or suggestions for the front desk to fix parts of the rides or structures. He offers to fix them himself or leave step by step guides. Seriously, it could be safer, especially the chemicals in the water...

Slade/Deathstroke:

• He likes the water park, but doesn’t really care for it. It could go either way. He would just go because you wanted to, and how can he say no to you?

• He loves the surf-simulator and the drop slides. His favorite is showing off for all the kids, and then yelling and swearing at them when they call him Grandpa...he doesn’t look old right?

• Definitely asks to put sunscreen on your back and then puts some on your nose.

• Dunks random unsuspecting kids in the wave pool and ignores the life-guards whistling at him, because seriously what are they going to do to him? He’s a super-solider...

• He loves the swim up bar and flirting with literally everyone...unless you’re together than he’s flirting with you unabashedly and relentlessly...and it’s corny or suave, no in-between.

• He would wait in line all day for the water coasters!

• As much as he doesn’t really want to be there, he doesn’t really have a reason other than that. He mellows out throughout the day and then apologizes to you at the end for his actions...and how he got you guys banned.

• Is absolutely banned from the kiddie areas.....you all know why...but it’s all allegations.

Two-Face:

• He’s sooo nervous to be at the waterpark, although he’d be lying if he said he hated it, he just hates the attention he gets. He probably wears a huge hat and t-shirt the whole time.

• When parents look at him weird, or turn their kids away he just shouts that they should wear more sunscreen...don’t worry he has a bunch for you.

• He likes getting to be there with you, he feels normal.

• His favorite rides are probably the tube slides or “toilet bowl” rides where he’s hidden away for a moment, but he also adores the lazy river.

• He likes getting to sit in the cabana area, and will probably place his legs around you and let you lay down on his chest or just sit and eat or talk while sitting there. It’s very peaceful for him.

• He’s kind of hyper aware the whole time and watching everything and everyone! He can’t be too sure of anyone’s actions and wants to make sure you’re safe.

• He brings everything in a little bag and is so prepared. Towels, sunscreen, water, snacks, that book you’ve been wanting to read? Accident prone? He has band aids and creams. He has all of it for you to make sure you have a good day.

Bane was smart, he never forgot anything, he was always two steps ahead, so how could he possibly forget Valentine’s day, especially when all the signs had been there.

Bane:

He'd seen you bringing home supplies, hauling in way more groceries than usual, and he didn’t look in the bags when he helped you. The vinyl's, asking him to find a record player, the candle shopping, you asking him how late he’d be before getting home. He silently cursed himself for being so stupid.

Then he thought to how mad you probably were with him...or even worse disappointed and sad that he hadn’t seemed to show any interest, and now you were sitting home alone, waiting for him to show. He immediately left the meeting he was in, he wasn’t listening anyways, plus whether his associates knew or not he had already taken care of the issue.

He rushed home to you, irritated with himself, scared that you would be mad at him...or maybe just disappointed, which would be worse in his mind. How could he slip up when it mattered the most, when it was about you.

He knocked timidly on the door (how a man his size could, who knows), then opened it slowly,

“Carina, forgive me for not-”

He stood in the room, heart decorations and tinsel and streamers surrounded him, rose petals covered the floor leading to the kitchen. He could smell the food before he got there, feeling at home and comforted, the guilt slowly dissolving but not fully.

You smiled at him, clearly excited he was finally there, and finished setting up the little table, a pretty red tablecloth, twin candles and matching place settings. All the effort you put in, all the special pieces, he grinned at the music you played softly in the background. He didn’t say anything for awhile, taking everything in. Taking you in, so full of pride and delight, not dismay or anger.

“Is all of this for me Mi Vida? It’s wonderful, thank you,” he’d smile, pulling you in and off the floor to kiss you gingerly.

He looks like a giant teddy bear as he eats every single dish you prepared happily, complimenting you and the food. He’ll ask you where you got the recipes, or say it reminds him of a memory from long ago. For once he looks at peace, like his mind is calm, and it’s not because of the food or the decorations, it’s because you look so beautiful to him. You’re beaming with pride and joy over the evening you planned. That is attractive to him, your confidence, and your heart.

There’s no left overs, even though you got extra ingredients, and Bane will make sure to clean everything up, it’s the least he can do. Sit on the counter or a chair nearby and just talk his ear off or tell him about every thought that went into planning the evening, he adores listening to you and hearing how your mind works.

You’ll give him a little present when he’s done, and you’ll have to open it for him, since he’ll feel guilty for not getting you anything...

“I can’t accept your gift, I got you nothing, you’ve already planned such a beautiful evening,” he just doesn’t want to open it because he knows he’ll probably cry.

Everything about the evening was perfect, and he’ll probably want to just curl up with you and watch a cheesy rom-com. He’ll kiss the top of your head, tell you how lucky is to have you, how wonderful you are. He really loves you and will think about the way you smiled and spoke about planning the evening for the next few months (or let's be honest forever).

Deathstroke/Slade:

Slade sat covered in blood as he cleaned off his Kitana and carefully cleaned and packed up his guns. It was late, and he wanted nothing more than to finish this mission and get home, thankfully he wasn’t too far away this time.

As he arrived back home he noticed all of the Valentine’s signs and advertisements, which he definitely wasn’t going to make it back in time for the actual day if he stopped to pick up anything. He loved spoiling you, getting you little gifts or treats, but he wanted to see you on Valentine’s day, not the day after!

Slade rushed home and up to your door, rocketing through the entry. It was so late, he had no gift for you, well nothing he could give you that wasn’t covered in blood or pawned off. He finally snapped out of his self pity as he heard soft music playing.

He looked around the room and to his absolute delight (and regret) you had already decorated and taken care of everything. He loved the little details like the flower petals scattered on the floor, the soft light of candles, and the table set with wine and a tiny present on his plate. He could smell the food you made, making his stomach rumble and his mouth water, (what even a super solider needed to eat).

You wandered out of your bedroom, the cutest Valentine’s day themed outfit on, your hair was a little messy, and you still made his heart flutter. You’d be so excited he’s home, not at all mad it’s so late, not sad from waiting around for hours, like he was worried you would be.

“Oh Babydoll, you did all this for me?” he’d smirk, pulling you close to him, kissing the corner of your mouth, his voice husky, “you spoil me.”

He’d apologize he got you nothing, that he was busy yet again, and had rushed home as fast as he could. He’d feel guilty from all the presents, food, and the atmosphere, but you being happy and excited almost made him forget about that feeling...almost.

Slade would poor you refills (of whatever you wanted), grab you seconds while he’s almost eaten everything himself, and would praise your cooking. Seriously, it’s the best he’s eaten in a while. Fill that man up with desserts, he’s already puddy in your hands.

Every now and then he’d remember he didn’t get you anything special or do anything for you and start apologizing,

“I’m so sorry I didn’t do anything as special as this for you, Doll. I appreciate all the effort, you’re amazing.”

He wouldn't want to clean up anything, except the dishes of course which he would help you with. There wouldn’t be any leftovers, which please take as a compliment, he’d subtle ask that you make more dishes and desserts.

He'd admire your decorations and would keep them up just so he can feel a little something, plus you went through all the work and effort to put it all up, why would he take it down? You’d have to take it down next time he goes away, otherwise he’s going to keep sticking everything up with tape, and the decorations are covered in tape at this point.

Two-Face/Harvey Dent:

Two-Face sat in his make shift office, this base not exactly in the best shape, but when were they ever? He twirled his gun in his hand, rubbing his thumb over his coin with the other, looking over city maps and bank reports. Plotting the next heist…

Two goons came in, obviously nervous, “Hey, uhm Boss, ya do know it's Valentine's Day, and well uh I was gonna take my missus out,” “Uh me too!”

Harvey looked at them dead in the yes, before basically launching out of his chair, rushing for the door, ignoring any of his goons asking for his blessing to go home early. How could he be so stupid? You were probably sitting home alone waiting around for him. He could imagine the sad look on your face and it crushed him. He never wanted to make you feel scared, much less sad or disappointed. You deserved only the best.

He arrived at your door, silently cursing himself for overthinking instead of at least getting you the bare minimum of Valentine’s gifts. He thought to turn around, but sighed, knocking before entering.

“Hey, sweetheart, I’m sorry, I-”

He stood there dumbfounded, staring at the strings of paper hearts in red and white (half and half themed obviously), the smell of the dinner you had prepared guiding him to where you were in the kitchen with flowers and a slow set of songs spinning on a record player. He wanted to break down and cry at all the decorations and the effort you went through, when he had done absolutely nothing for you.

You turned around with a smile, and two little cupcakes, frosting on your cheek. You looked beautiful, the night was beautiful. He fell to his knees, hugging your legs, shaking.

“I really don't deserve you,” he whispered, and you were sure he was crying, “thank you for loving me, for not being scared of me.”

You’d have to pull him up, or at least get him to move off the floor. Reassure him, and tell him it was really no big deal, you wanted to plan the night, have something nice for him to come back to. You enjoyed it and were so excited to see his reaction, and that would make him feel a little better.

During dinner he’d keep telling you how amazing everything tastes, how everything is so you and he’s so thankful to have you. He might get a little sappy, or promise you over and over he won’t miss another holiday/event. He’d do the dishes and clean up everything so you can relax, and if you so happen to have matching PJ’s (again with 2 patterns or colors), he’d melt.

To top the night off you’d slide over a little gift to him, store bought, homemade he doesn’t care. He just is so caught up in how amazing you are, how talented you are...how sweet and kind you are. He’ll treasure the whole night, the gifts, the time and love you put in to make everything perfect.

Bane:

This man is like a lovesick puppy and gets so excited to share his holiday traditions with you, and make the most of the season. He's very open to anything and everything, and is definitely more on the fun activity side. He loves making memories more than extravagant gifts or expensive outings, he'll still spoil you, but he wants lasting memories you can talk about years and years from now.

He'd love to go sledding or will spend hours out in the snow with you, whether it's going for a walk or hitting you with snowballs. Your laughter brings him joy and warmth. He tries to be careful, but sometimes those snowballs take you off your feet! He'll always check you're alright, and immediately takes you home to warm you up.

“Oh, Pequeña, are you alright? I didn't mean to spoil the fun,”

He's very good at ice skating, but it's a little terrifying waiting for the ice to crack. So please opt to go look at Christmas lights instead…he'll be looking at how the lights reflect in your eyes and off your features, showering you with soft compliments.

He'll make cookies, drinks, and goodies from scratch with you, and will share “family” recipes with you (He learned a lot, and heard a lot of stories while in The Pit, and while traveling with other mercenaries). You probably won't see many foods you're familiar with, but he's so excited to share them with someone you can't help it. Some popular dishes being pozole and tamales, while a favorite dessert of his is champurrado or bunelos.

He absolutely adores a cozy night with you and will make home made hot chocolate with slightly different ingredients. He'll bundle you up with blankets or let you sit in or across his lap. He loves seeing you comfortable and in his arms, you're adorable, and he cherishes your company and affection. He'll give you a little massage if you want, otherwise he'll just wrap himself around you like a bear, and kiss the top of your head every now and then.

“Are you comfortable, Cariña?”

He'll watch whatever movies you suggest, mostly because he doesn't know many, and hasn't taken the time to watch many, but definitely approves of Kevin's tactics in Home Alone. He's also a sucker for vintage Christmas movies with musical elements.

He loves telling you stories and legends he grew up hearing from the other inmates. He'll tell you some of his favorite missions he went on or trinkets he found, and every present he gives you has a little story behind it, whether he tells you or writes a card. He's very sentimental and tries to make the season special for you since he didn't really get the full experience in his youth. Even if they aren't holiday based, he still likes sharing…but he really loves listening to the experiences you had as a kid. Parties, snow days, activities and games. He likes to learn your favorite traditions so he can make your holiday special and unique.

I feel like he'd love to take you on a tropical holiday getaway. It gives him a sense of nostalgia and familiarity. He'll take you to a beach and find an intimate place to stay. The snow and cold doesn't really bother him, but it can get kind of miserable and dreary at times. He wants you happy, so he'll always offer up activities and getaways, usually as a surprise.

He absolutely loves when you find matching pajamas he can fit into, he loves having you look like a miniature version of him. He finds it adorable. If the two of you are out, and he notices you're cold he'll give you his jacket or shirt, he doesn't get cold easily, he's practically a walking furnace, but he can't stand the thought of you being uncomfortable in any setting. Your comfort and safety is his top priority!

“Aw, Mi Vida, you're shivering, here. You need to start dressing warmer, you can't get sick,”

He gives a lot of toys to kids, especially those that are sick and bedridden in hospitals or have no homes of their own. He has a big heart for the right reasons…he gives his kindness sparingly. He also hates knowing that there are kids that have nothing and no one to lift them up or make them strong, much like he had nothing as a child, he wants to help make them feel happy and strong if he can (If given enough coaxing or incentive, I think he'd dress up as Santa and hand out the presents personally, at least at a hospital).

Please make little DIY ornaments with him or just a little homemade gift, he would absolutely melt for it. If it’s something small or a card, or maybe a picture you took together, he's finding a way to tuck it into his jacket, or loop onto his belt to bring with him when he can't be near you. He loves simple gestures and we obviously show his gratitude tenfold.

While He's usually away most of the year, the winter months are when he goes above and beyond for you (you're always spoiled though so it's just extreme)…or at least finding time away from jobs for you. You'll see him the most during these months.

Deathstroke/Slade:

He absolutely adores spoiling you, and gifts are plentiful, especially through jewelry and clothes. He takes the time to pick out outfits, or match outfits with you when you go out together. He loves dressing you up or having you be a little “mini-me”! Please wear matching pajamas, he'll melt.

He'll take you to Ballets and theater performances and always holds the doors open and guides you by holding your hand or wrapping an arm around you and placing his hand on your waist. He likes knowing your close and no one can hurt you, or get to you.

He has a “dark classic christmas” vibe, vintage and old school, but expensive and expertly curated. Dark woods and warm lights, he loves seeing snowflakes in your hair or lashes.

“Wait hold still, you just look so beautiful like that,”

He takes a lot of candid photos of you in the snow or by the lights. He likes taking polaroids to stuff into his vests and pockets once he has to leave again for assignments.

He loves taking you to parties and socializing, even if you won't admit the attendees are a little off putting, you still always accompany him. He always grabs your drinks or little appetizers, making sure to sample a little bit (he's paranoid) before giving them to you. He's very protective of you, knowing how dangerous his work and reputation can get.

Can be a bit cheesy, it's rare, but he will find mistletoe and kiss you, if he hasn't already made out with you multiple times. He secretly likes the Hallmark movies, especially ones that remind him of yours and his dynamic with you, but he'll try and say Die Hard or Violent Night are his favorites. You can definitely get away with teasing him on this.

“I only watched the whole movie because it just happened to be on, and the main characters remind me of us…no I'm not repeating myself, Doll.”

He loves decorating with you and making little themed drinks. He always makes sure you're happy and smiling, and will dance around the kitchen with you every now and then. The holidays make his heart melt for you.

He likes making a fire and having you sit in his lap or next to him, once it's gotten dark outside. He'll listen to classic music and let you talk, read a book, or just listen to the fire crackle in silence. He likes holding you and giving you kisses on the top of your head, or kissing down your neck and shoulder.

He's definitely the type to book a week in a cabin in the mountains, or a little getaway cabin. There must be a view and a hot tub or sauna, and it needs to be isolated...he doesn't want to be worrying about your safety the whole time, he wants an easy going, romantic getaway.

He always makes sure to ask how your day went, and if there's anything that he can do to make it better. This is supposed to be the happiest time of the year, and for him to enjoy it, he needs you happy…so look out anyone that makes you even a little unhappy, it's not going to be a very long holiday for them.

He's always down to try any little holiday traditions you have or want to try. He's here to spoil you and make you happy. Nothing is too small or too big, cheap or expensive, although he'll be slightly insulted if you ask him for a cheap present.

“Is that really what you want? I can get you anything, Baby…alright, but I'm seeing if there's a better option.”

Two-Face/Harvey Dent:

He kind of hates the holiday season, in a way he's jealous of all the perfect beautiful couples and families, its a painful reminder that many people look at him as if he's a monster...and past holidays have been pretty grim. He's kind of a Grinch, but he just needs to warm up to everything. He gets a little better each year.

He doesn't go out much to take part in shopping or activities, but he loves going out and getting a christmas tree, actually finding one and chopping it down, just the two of you. He'll help you decorate it in any way, and if you give it a little two-color scheme, he'll want to cry. I think he'd go to one of those Christmas light shows at the botanical gardens when it's dark, or drive through one. He wants to have little experiences with you, without ruining the vibe for everyone.

“I'm sorry for ruining the holiday spirit, Sweetheart,”

Please assure him and give him little kisses, or hold his hand. It'll take him a long time to warm up to be around so much cheer.

A good way to get him more into the spirit would be to stay at a little lodge in the woods, while it's snowing. He can be himself, pretend he's the man he used to be. If it's near a pond or lake he'll take you iceskating, or make a little campfire and sing to you. He mostly just wants to be comfortable with you, make sure you have the holiday you deserve. He'll try to wrap presents, but they don't always turn out looking the best.

He 100% wears ugly Christmas sweaters and tries to kiss you under the mistletoe. He's so cocky but nonchalant about it, roll your eyes and smile and it just makes him want to kiss you more.

“Oh would you look at that,” *points up*

He absolutely loves flavored coffees, and prefers them over hot chocolate as his go-to winter drink. He has special little mugs he likes to use too.

Obviously he still wants to spoil you, he'll find a cute decorated restaurant with live music, and scare every other patron away (his goons are outside). You deserve only nice things, and a nice cozy dinner. If you're dressed up he'll try and match your outfit. He'll give you a little holiday flower bouquet and some kind of small gift, most likely jewelry. He loves the way your eyes light up, or you give him a little puppy dog smile.

“You look absolutely beautiful, Love. Thank you for putting up with me being such a Grinch,”

If he can get booth seats up away to the side of the theater, he'll take you to a ballet performance. It's a classic holiday tradition for most, and he actually secretly loves them. He'll probably try to dance with you once you get back to his base. Just go with it, he's actually pretty good.

He's very domestic, and loves cooking and baking a large dinner or just little goodies here and there. Sometimes they don't taste quite right, but he loves that you do it with him. He loves listening to you talk about your favorite traditions, or playing your favorite playlists. He’ll hold you from behind and sway slightly back and forth while you mix or roll things out. He loves the feeling you give him, warm and fuzzy, and he only wants to make you happy, especially during the holidays. You make him feel loved, and that's something he is so thankful for.

He 100% gets his goons to take those awkward JCPenny photos of you and him, sometimes he lets them be in the photos too. They're silly and he loves that you proudly display them in his base, or scrapbook them. Again he'll do literally anything for you, just get his good side.

He loves watching holiday comedies, they're his favorites. Romantic holiday movies tend to make him sad…stay away from Hallmark, except he'll sit through the Nutcracker Ballet or Swan Lake with no issues. He's very particular I guess, but he won't force you to turn off a romantic holiday movie if you have it on, especially if the main couple has a sunshine/brooder dynamic. He likes seeing you happy, and you melt his Scroogy heart.