#twmiddlefinger

Welcome to the forest, Craig.

Your backpack of survival contains a pill container but no pills, a can of beans, a small rope and an undeveloped picture.

Vanitas normally wouldn't comment; honestly, he doesn't have time for this bullshit. But the kid is way too haughty for him to pass up. For him to not do something to put him in his place.

So the corner of his mouth lifts in a miniscule fashion, just before his shoulder collides hard with the boy walking towards him. And his hood falls off, and Vanitas would wager he's about eighteen. Fuckin' kids.

"You got a problem, kiddo?"

Sometimes Henrietta felt generous. 

And apparently today was that day.  She walked solemnly down the hospital corridor, heels clicking softly with each step, phone in her hand as she tapped away on it. She tried not to associate with people from the mental and physical hell that was school, but then again. 

It wasn't everyday that people got shot. 

To be honest, when rumor came around that Cartman shot Craig, she wasn't surprised. He was a mamas boy with a god complex. Any number of things could pull that trigger. It wasn't an original thought but really, she felt like the fatass could do with some due justice and finally get his ass handed to him. 

But this wasn't about Cartman.  It was about Craig. Craig who she was apathetic towards, but still wasn't apathetic enough to not come see him in his time of need. Craig, who she admired his aggression towards the conformist constrictions of society and everyone. She could always appreciate people who could raise a middle finger to authoritative figures. 

Dark eyes flicked up from her phone to the room numbers. 

113. 

She sighed heavily and put her phone in the pocket of her jacket and gently pushed the door open, her gaze going right to the bed and the asshole stuck in it. 

TO: Prostitute in TrainingFROM: Jotaro

Doctor/Dentist

He sure as hell isn't going to be one. He avoids them because they keep telling him to live in a more healthier way - kaiji loves alcohol, sweet stuff, smoking and then there's his lifestyle in general. He just shouts them to stop giving him advice and getting over with the check or whatever. 

I can totally imagine Kaiji getting horrified about going to dentists, probably lingers several weeks until the toothache gets so bad he can't do anything but cry about it. He can't really afford to even go to one right now tho...

in the end he just ends up getting so tense he's confused when it's all over. 

I can also imagine this dentist scene in the style of the series tho INTENSE SHOUTING NARRATOR and zawas everywhere....... (well there IS A DRILL, two kinds of drills actually, in the series but those are a little worse than that)

Bands

Listens to punk rock and that kind of stuff haha, I'm not really familiar with the stuff myself but he actually has some band T-shirts about bands that actually have existed like The Blue Hearts (who sing the full version of first Kaiji OP! Also they sang Linda Linda) and the High Lows.... (tho i think the latter was formed after the previous broke up idk the dETAILS) so yeah! I can completely imagine Kaiji getting really excited about bands haha. He thinks band shirts are hardcore and so on, yeah. 

Mirrors

Probably starts tidying his hair when he sees one haha... He probably even poses in front of the mirror trying to make tough faces. In the morning he just tries to avoid them except when shaving and all that. Kaiji IS despite everything pretty clean person. (He probably washes his hair at some random public toilet.)