#twitter shitposts

dabi n hawks on rodeo drive:

 hawks, droppin mad bucks, flashin bling, making it rAIN 

cut to dabi in the back, stuffing purses and jewelry and shirts down his pants

hawks: what kind of product do you use in your hair

 dabi: water

DABI NOT KNOWING HOW TO SAY ANY OF THE DESIGNERS NAMES AND HAWKS ABOUT TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM  

hawks: repeat after me. SHAAAA-NELLLLLL 

dabi: channel

hawks: GOO-CHI 

dabi: gussy

hawks:  VUUURR -SACHI 

dabi: versassy

hawks: yo dab have you seen my chanel boots 

dabi, on the couch: yeah i pawned them

 hawks: 

 dabi: FOR DRUGS

hawks: wakes up two hours early, puts thought into all of his outfits, has twelve different face soaps from korea, actually irons his shirts, only wears high end designers

dabi: rolls out of bed and into the same sweaty clothes he’s been wearing all week, washes his face and ass with the same bar of soap, fished his shoes out of a dumpster

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