Idk why but I would find it hilarious if Twilight Sparkle and Megatron had insane beef/fuck-me-yourself chemistry with each other. Not because of war, diplomacy, or business ties, but because of shared interests in specific fandoms or in what they consider entertainment.
Those two are very articulate individuals and will hyperfixate on their blorbos and curated downtime to an insane intensity that worries everyone else
It's like finding out your buddy has a rival in Dance Dance Revolution in the local movie theater... who is also the same guy who responds on their commentary on Lazerpig's videos on YouTube.
And, of course, they're beloved mutuals on Tumblr that religiously follow each other's blogs.
would you hurt me if I said I can genuinely see them fighting on/off again for several decades over an old but still active BBS forum about cannabis ROA.
Like this site has not had it's graphics updated since 2010. The thread they have been eating each other alive in for 20 years was started by a 13 year old asking if smoking catnip is actually a thing. Twilight derailed it innocently enough by going off on a tangent, Megatron continued the tangent by insulting the one-hitter she had in her PFP (it was actually a vigreux column)
and they just. never stopped. It's 2026. They joined in 2006. there are 10 active users on the site total, never more than 3 on at a time, and two are always just them following each other to every board and thread and constructing their posts to be juuuuust on topic enough that they can't be removed/banned. But they're always there. The tab is always open in their browser. They haven't logged out since before youtube had ads.
They've been together for almost three years before they realize they've been fighting for 20. They have hatesex so loudly all of Canterlot/the Nemisis can hear and hotbox the bedroom so bad the guards are hospitalized for smoke inhalation.
