May 30, 2014
Xerath... Why are you surrounded in a pile of cactus?
THRESH DID IT. HELP ME. HELP. THERE ARE TOO MANY. I CANNOT FIND OASIS ANY MORE. WHERE DID HE GO?
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Xerath... Why are you surrounded in a pile of cactus?
THRESH DID IT. HELP ME. HELP. THERE ARE TOO MANY. I CANNOT FIND OASIS ANY MORE. WHERE DID HE GO?
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Xerath... Why is the glass in one of the walls of my green house shattered? And why does it make me itchy to be near that wall?
I AM NINETY NINE PERCENT CERTAIN IT MOST CERTAINLY DEFINITELY WAS NOT ME. IT WAS PROBABLY YOU. IT IS USUALLY YOU. RUNES DAMN YOU MAOKAI, YOU ARE SO CLUMSY LOOK AT YOUR GREENHOUSE WALL GOSH.
((I ain't gonna lie Xerath-mun when you confess to Tybresa Maokai is going to get stupidly irrationally jealous. He will admit it to no one. But he will sadly tear apart a hibiscus flower and he will have no idea why- he's glad to get that damn floaty ball out of his house all of the plants started growing weird and his house still smells like burnt cookies murghflirghndns))
((omfg Mao-mun I just can't ;; *sniffles sadly and clings* T_T I don't even know whats going to happen once Xerath admits this to Tybby. He certainly isn't going to forget the shutup kiss either. I think he does love Maokai, but not in a romantic way ;; *sobbu* BUT AU WHERE THEY ARE BOTH HUMANS AND LIVE TOGETHER HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THE GREENHOUSE AND HOLD HANDS WHILE THE SUNSETS AND THE WIND GENTLE BLOWS THROUGH THE PLANTS AND THEY SIGH AND XERATH PUTS HIS HEAD ON MAOKAI'S SHOULDER, AND THE SKY IS STREAKED WITH PINK AND ORANGE AND THEY JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH IT GO DOWN, AND THE STARS COME OUT AND GENTLY SHINE ON THEIR HAIR AND THEY JUST LOOK AT EACHOTHER AND SMILE.))
First Impression: Honestly, I didn't know what to make of you. I had roleplayed as a Vi for about 6 months at that time, with much fun but little laud, and then suddenly I make a Maokai blog and people were liking EVERYTHING. I think it was you, aatrox, and onwingsofnight, and I couldn't make heads or tails of that. But now, I am very glad to have met you- best theory crafter NA and you, with the other art blogs, have really given me reason to keep drawing also yordles totally killed darkwill
// THE CAPS WON ME OVER I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW
that and your banters with Xerath were utterly priceless
but anyway thank ye maokai ;v;
just keep drawing and crying but mostly drawing
goddamn them special forces gerbils
AND SO IT BEGINS, XERATH-MUN
IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU MAO-MUN.
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...Xerath? Xerath? Oh thank the lights, you came too. You don't float, you stupid fleshy lightbulb, you can't just DO things like that. For an omnipotent arcane allergen you're so STUPID. We should still get you to the infirmary, I'm sure they can patch up that hollow skull in no ti- Xerath? Xerath why are you looking at me like that...?
Xerath stared at the man blabbering at him for a long, long moment, blinking blearily. There was an awful pain in his head and all the words just made it worse. "...Who are you and why will you not shut up?!"
I SWEAR ON THE DARKEST BLACKEST BLOOD STAINING THE ISLES, I CANNOT TURN MY BACK ON YOU FOR FIVE MINUTES
"MAOKAI! MAOKAI! I HAS TH-- ahem. I had thought you dead, treestump. Where have you been?"
Scent- forest after the rain
As far as places went, the glade had just shouldered through a bit of rain. The trees were the tall, thin sort, laden with leaves. In typical Ionian style, the foliage had the occasional pink and dark red amidst the usual colors of green, orange and yellow.
Somewhere to his right, a spring burbled happily on its way  down. Birds were chirping somewhere above his heads. It didn’t even seem as if a war was going on.
And here, surrounded by all of this natural beauty, was Riven, sitting sedately on top of a rock, a cloak spread out underneath her- it was still wet after all.
She seemed enamored by the sights, enjoying the quiet and the scent of the forest after the rain.
He came to a stop next to her and reached out to brush his fingertips against hers in greeting.
She pulled his hand closer and entwined their fingers together.
It was a crime to talk here.