derek hale english teacher au

like what if he really wanted to be a teacher and that's why he's so good to his pack like he wants scott to stay in school and be as normal as a werewolf boy can be and he is a teacher in a sense he taught all his betas werewolf 101 and he turned them partially so they could feel strong and important and have friends!

also they're like his family cause his family mostly died :(

THE LOCKER ROOM SHIT OMG I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE SCOTT SAYING HE HAS SEX WITH DEATON'S CLIENTS THING LIKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE BUT IT CAME OFF AS REALLY INTENSELY UNCOMFORTABLY AWKWARD

the danny thing tho omg too cute both parties were equally cute cause danny made a funny but stiles took it seriously at first cause equal opportunity ahh this is sooo important everyone should take a page out if stiles' book and treat everyone equally in all aspects of life!

adelaide kane waah ilu ahh them hale family feels <3

ugh like i don't want derek to die but scott will be an amazing alpha like he is kind and fair and just and caring and wants everyone to be safe and happy and to the right thing

DUKE duke DUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

boyd... erica... my heart hurts </3 :(

can allison/isaac NOT be a thing please

the demon wolffffffff

^so if deucalion is super powerful and clearly has influence over the weather (which is a part of the natural world) are the animal attacks connected to his arrival?

is ms. morrell double-agenting to gain deucalion's trust and, using that to her advantage, perform a human sacrifice ritual to stop him? she is a human who clearly is strong and smart enough to pull off the murders, is the guidance counselor for the high school so most of the victims would have known or trusted her

fuck wait nevermind maybe it's deucalion cause with heather there were the telekinetically broken wine bottles and with the guy in this episode he was bitten by what he thought was his dog

"this might hurt" yeah it hurts thinking about it!

also deaton, peter, and gerard, and lydia are on my list of suspects which also include ms. morrell, deucalion, and a mystery cult

just for good measure i'm gonna include danny

"i know right" lydia is great :)

ok so i guess we're going with celtic mythology and druidism

and the tree is probs an oak same with the tree in the opening

NO YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT TO POOR ISAAC JEFF DAVIS YOU ARE A FUCKER YOU DO NOT TRIGGER HIS ABUSE TWICE YOU ARE A BIG HAIRY POOPY ASSHOLE

OK the storm parallel deucalion's gotta be involved

also if deaton is the druid ms. morrell has gotta be the darach