#turtlepal

I got tagged twice so...

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them

Rule 4: Let them know once you've tagged them

(Birdie's questions)

1. What is it that you want in a relationship? (what’s your “type”? “Do”s and “Don’t”s? What you expect of him/her?)

I just want someone to love me totally and unconditionally. Someone I can trust and who can make me smile and truly believe that I am as they see me. I really want someone who is willing to let me talk ceaselessly about my obsessions but also me cool with just spending a quiet night in. My type changes quite often but I tend to like sharper features and medium build and slightly shaggy hair.

2. Favorite moment from your childhood?

Sock fights. We would ball up socks and build fortresses and basically have inside snowball fights with socks. To the death.

3. Favorite character (from anything) and why they’re your favorite?

I don't know. I really don't. I've sat here for a while and I really can't think of anything.

4. Favorite article of clothing that you own?

I recently got a black blazer that I absolutely adore. Can't go wrong with a tailored blazer. I also love comfy sweatshirts.

5. What’s something that you’re really ‘holy-shit-I’m-so-proud-of-this-thing’ about?

How far I've progressed in art and drawing (I'm signed up for a beginners level painting course next year and I'm so excited!) and my un-mainstream music tastes. Also that I can type without looking. Mostly.

6. Something you said in the past that you laugh about now?

"I wanna be bald!" "Pass the Neopolitician ice cream" There's a lot.

7. Do you want any tattoos? What would you get a tattoo of and why?

YES! I want a swirling celtic design on my foot coming up to wrap around my ankle. I also think a small tattoo on the back of the neck would be cool but I'm not sure what design.

8. Something you have always wanted, ever since you were younger?

To be famous. 

9. What’s your “Dream” house? (No, you’re not Barbie, I just couldn’t think of anything)

A small flat, maybe in the city, with a furnished balcony overlooking it all and wood floors inside. A small, brightly lit room in which to draw and a large, comfy bed. And a reading alcove.

10. Something about you that might be considered strange but it’s your favorite thing about you?

I have a window that leads onto the roof and sometimes at night I'll climb up out there are just sit. 

11. If I ever somehow figure out a way to hang out with you, would you do it?

Definitely yes. Do it.

(Bridget's questions)

My Questions:

1. When you last put on socks, which sock did you put on first - the left or the right?

I don't actually remember. I'll be sure to tell you the next time I put on socks.

2. When was the last time you said, “I love you," without really meaning it? (Can be in any context.)

I'm pretty sure I was rehearsing an internal monologue and pretending like I was actually in a movie and I did some very soppy emotional soliloquy to the bathroom mirror.

3. If you were a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would you be and why?

I am so killing you for this question. I haven't even freaking stared that essay and it's due in like a week and you know that.

4. Tell me what happened in the last episode/chapter/scene of that TV show/book/movie you watched/read/watched. The one where you cried like a baby. I know you did, don’t deny it.

I would kill you for this question as well but me being emotionally compromised over that fanfiction late last night happened after you wrote this. It was a Supernatural fanfiction on Ao3 called Twist and Shout and Cas dies and my heart was breaking into thousands of little pieces. I wept my way through the last three chapters, I kid you not. I didn't even cry that much at Les Miz. Read it. 

5. Do you like this question?

No.

6. How about this one?

No.

7. Am I annoying you yet?

You're always annoting; I live with you.

8. What was your childhood stuffed animal and do you still have him/her/it?

Yes. I have a bear that was my birth present and I named it Teddy and now it has no nose and I'm semi-convinced that it's possessed and will kill me in the night. I also have Nigel and Basil. 

9. Do you always have to have blankets covering you at night, or do you kick them off?

I sleep like a turtle. I always have sheets bunched around my head and I burrow into them. People tell me that one day I'm going to suffocate but it hasn't happened yet.

10. Who do you want to be when you grow up? (Notice the phrasing. Yeah, I bet you really don’t like me now.)

Jennifer Lawrence.

11. Invent your own scale of awesomeness. Then tell me where I fall on it.

It is a triple beam balance scale. You are on the plate on the left and Ms. Link is frowning at you for clowning around and trying to weigh yourself when there are fetal pigs to be dissected. (Sorry, I'm tired from all this typing)

Tagging:

atomicpaisley

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dylanobywhyen

turtlepal

My questions:

1. What is the best week you've ever had? Where were you, what did you do, why was is so great?

2. What is your most useless talent?

3. Has there been a turning point in your life? If so, what was it?

4. What chores do you have to do today? What plans do you have?

5. What is your unattainable dream?

6. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

7. What does your room look like? What would you change about it?

8. What is directly to your right?

9. What are your fears for the future?

10. Best fanfic you've ever read? (I need suggestions)