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So tomorrow is my turtle babies birthday / day I got him. I love him so much and I'm glad I saved him from being thrown into a lake. Also a little #tbt his name was Jimmy. Now he's a Leonardo. I love this little turtle companion with all my heart, happy adoption anniversary buddy. <3 #turtles #landturtle #turtlebirthday
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Dark days start with birthday coffee! #hearts #coffeetime #turtlebirthday #wheninbrussels #lawstudent #gradschool #caffeine
If you want to celebrate TeeTurtle's birthday with us, we have some custom wallpapers available at our blog in a variety of shapes and sizes!
What do these things have in common? They were all born in February!
The first American paper currency was issued in the Massachusetts colonies in 1690
Alan Rickman born 2/21/1946. Remember his birthday always.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure released in theaters on 2/17/1989
Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons and Futurama, born 2/15/1954
Army of Darkness released in theaters on 2/19/1993
Rick Astley born 2/6/1966. We've known each other for so long...
Tom Hiddleston born 2/9/1981 with glorious purpose
Pizza savers, those little plastic tables that keep cheese from sticking to box lids, invented in 1983
TeeTurtle was founded in 2012!!
We're having a great time celebrating our second birthday and we look forward to many more years of cool t-shirts and pop culture goodness!
This weekend only, all shirts are $12 for our big birthday sale!
The Turtle Bible
For yesterday's Turtle Birthday episode that I guest hosted for the Chris Gethard Show I had no idea how much I needed to actually prepare as far as bits were concerned, mostly because I had no idea how engaging just watching a turtle could be. But because I wanted to be over prepared I thought that part of the party would be reading part of the 'Turtle Bible' for the turtle... like maybe it was a religious Turtle. And this was the bible but for turtles.
We didn't end up reading this, because the hour went by super fast. But here are the two pages of the turtle bible I was prepped to read had the show gone massively wrong.
Thank you all for the support last night! I had an awesome time throwing that party for Beefeater. It was everything I could have dreamed of.
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