May 28, 2014
+turninggodhead timetestedtruth mark-strider continuance-and-calefaction tentativetenacity
heya you blondes better get me some fish if you wanna wander on into this bubble
at least a snack of some sort
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+turninggodhead timetestedtruth mark-strider continuance-and-calefaction tentativetenacity
heya you blondes better get me some fish if you wanna wander on into this bubble
at least a snack of some sort
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ironsinthewater, everythingistypos, boozesnooze, turninggodhead, and bubblegumbitc tapped on the glass!
) (ello to all of you!!
Feferi Peixes, a pleasure to meet you!  W) (at are your names, two fins you like doing and t) (ree places you wis) ( you could go to?
turninggodhead started following you
why in the hell do striders always follow me
what do you want
yo 2d you doing alright
oh yeaj iim ju2t fyxkiing peachy
llo2t my job amd now ium out of cvodka
but liife2 u2t 2well
sendify, systemlc, loquaciousmonstrosity, turninggodhead and sexypizza6969 started following you
Oh boy. Ohhh, boy. Lean back, fasten your seatbelts, make sure those little tables that are much too small and shaky to actually be helpful are in an upright position. We're doing this. We are making a greeting post. For five goddamn people, wow, look at me go. I'm amazing.
I'm guessing at least four of you won't respond to this anyway, but I'm a stronger person now, I have grown up, I am an adult, I'll make greeting posts if I want to.
Really I probably shouldn't be surprised people don't respond to these when I keep getting caught up in my own monologues.
Oh well. Once more, this has been pointless, and I'm glad I did it, because we all need something to do in this endless spiral of nothingness we call existence.
I'm Hal, welcome to my extremely positive blog.
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+1.
turninggodhead
hey sweetie! thanks for the follow :3
AND SINCE THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU OUT THERE THAT I HAVE TO MAKE TWO GREETING POSTS, ROUND FUCKING TWO FOR THE FUCKING DAY. IT'S NOT EVEN PAST BREAKFAST TIME YET, I AM SO ANGRY THAT THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED.
UUUGH.
YES, HI THERE, HEY, HELLO! WELCOME TO MY SHITTY BLOG HERE THAT, FOR SOME REASON, YOU DEEMED FIT TO FOLLOW! THAT YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME IS THE ONLY GOOD REASON THAT YOU'RE SEEING THIS MESSAGE! MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS, I'M COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT, AND YET YOU'RE STILL WASTING YOUR TIME HERE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. STOP ACKNOWLEDGING ME AND GO PUT YOUR ATTENTION ON SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY MATTERS.
AND FOR YOU, THAT PIECE OF SHIT THAT FOLLOWED ME *JUST TODAY!!* I'M FUCKING WATCHING YOU. DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE THAT, I HATE YOU MOST RIGHT NOW.
WHATEVER. WHATEVER! I DON'T CARE. WELCOME ANYWAYS, WELCOME TO THE SHITTY BLOG AND MEET THE SHITTY BLOGGER OVER SAID SHITTY BLOG. KNOCK YOURSELF THE FUCK OUT.