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"Ben Your Penis": The origin of this entire list. Relevant whenever there is a scene where Ben's dick is clearly visible in those pants.

"Ben Your Butt": Derivative of the former, but for scenes where that cake really shines.

"___ your penis": Also derivative of "Ben your penis", but for a time it happens to other characters. It happens to Ben substantially more than other characters, which is why he has his own counter.

"___ your tits": Occurs whenever someone's chest is very prominent and/or looking good. Used for both male and female characters.

"My BABY TM": Hardcore fangirling moment over any particular character.

✨️Homosexual✨️: Used half jokingly, but whenever something fairly gay happens in a scene.

👀 @ Violence: Getting violent to the point that it ends up hot. It was likely not intended to be attractive but too bad :)

"What Is That Accent": Whenever a character has some kind of accent that cannot be easily discerned.

"That Was Uncalled For": Whenever a character does something, as the name suggests, uncalled for, i.e. overreacting.

Serving: A character has an outfit that is particularly fabulous and stands out.

"What the f u c k Richard": Reserved for very specific moments of Richard Woodhull being a dick

"God I Wish That Were Me": Varies in use, but used when one wishes to be in the place of a character during a particular action in a scene.