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[spins wheel again]
Kaassh is a coin collector! They are especially proud of his foreign currency collection.
Jehann loves flowers. He makes sure to stock his hive with fresh flowers all the time.
Tulpaz is a huge fantasy nerd. Her favorite books are the troll LOTR series.
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Tulpaz: Consider Revenge
Your name is TULPAZ GIMLIN, and tonight is a fine night to consider MURDER.
Several sweeps ago, your beloved MOIRAIL died during a FLARP session. This would have been upsetting on its own, but to add insult to injury, some STUPID JADEBLOOD had FILMED IT and put it on GRUBTUBE for all to ridicule.
You ended up tracking them down and KNOCKING OUT ALL THEIR TEETH, but stopped short of killing them. Why? You still don't know.
As you SHARPEN YOUR AXE, you wonder what they're up to. Maybe they're still alive and you can pay them a VISIT at some point.
that question "which fantroll would pail the condesce" was basically a trap for tulpaz. they may as well have asked you "which fantroll has a favorite axe" or "which of your fan trolls likes ale". also new headcanon that tulpaz writes sexy self insert fanfiction about the condesce and her oc "Yorpaz". not that she would ever admit it.
oh my god ABSOLUTELY
99% of her flarp scenarios end with her presenting her bounty to the empress and being rewarded with a kiss on the cheek
(this never happens because no one will kiss her. #tragic)
I've seen that Tulpaz's Blood colour chances quite a bit with her sprites; what's up with that? Is she sort of the opposite of a hemoanon where she poses as multiple castes, or has her character undergone multiple iterations? If the latter, how has she changed with each blood colour?
oh man, i love that first idea! i can see tulpaz wanting to use every trick in the book she can to get ahead and have her enemies underestimate her
unfortunately the real reason her blood color has changed so much is because i’m an indecisive fuck who couldn’t/still can’t decide what her blood color should be
Gold and Violet potion?
you didn’t specify which trolls, so i’m going to answer these with the best trolls that i think fit the question (also bc i’m a lil lazy and just woke up)
Violet Potion: …the obsession that’s going to lead to their downfall.
for herkul, it’s definitely his feeling that he’s above the law, above any sort of punishment from anyone, and his obsession with trying to “fix” people. when he gets desperate to retain control, he gets sloppy.
as for galina, it’s her naivety. she wants so badly to make friends that she doesn’t see when it could be harmful to her. in a non-herkul knowing timeline, it’s her faith; she’s willing to do anything to connect with the messiahs, and that can lead to some serious consequences.
Gold Potion: …a skill they wish they had, and a skill they couldn’t care less about having.
tulpaz wishes that she had something like super strength or psionics that would help her out on the battlefield. a skill she has that she doesn’t give a shit about is her knot tying. when she’s bored and there’s nothing around to destroy, she likes to find rope or string and tie intricate knots. it’s pretty useless, aside from making things to add to her weapons so others can identify them better.
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What kind of games do you have in your rumpusblock? Billards, game consoles?
Tulpaz: She loves trading card games, especially fiduspawn. She’s also a fan of Prisons and Pilfering, a tabletop game.
Herkul: At one point, he tried to have a version of Operation featuring an actual dead body with actual organs. Gross.
What show is on your TV right now?
Tulpaz: Lol what’s a TV.
Herkul: Real life medical dramas. Think the troll version of Mystery Diagnosis.
Cook in, or order out? Example of a standard meal.
Tulpaz: Is there something alive outside of her hive? Not anymore. Now it’s dead and she’s eating it.
Herkul: He cooks, but it’s bland and devoid of flavor. He has to cook it himself; he doesn’t trust anyone else to.
For the Hivebent questions: 17. Reaction if you suddenly smelled smoke!
(this was also gonna be art but like. adhd, man. sorry anon)
Tulpaz: Smell smoke. ==>
Something smells like it’s burning.
Investigate. ==>
Oh no! One of your POSTERS has caught on fire. This is why you shouldn’t place candles near flammable materials.
Put out fire. ==>
You swing your axe into the fire. It continues to burn.
Panic. ==>
You panic and toss some sopor from your RECUPERACOON onto the fire.
Inspect damage. ==>
The fire is out, but the bottom half of your poster is RUINED. At least the slime didn’t get onto your ruler’s GLORIOUS VISAGE.
