#ttlrp

Uh excuse me? Queen? I believe that title’s reserved for only two people– one of them is in another country and the other is pregnant with twins.

Kurt, I’m not going to get into an argument with you. You have your queen(s), I have mine. We can all live in harmony. Not to mention the fact that that would actually be an amazing harmony. 

It’s not just Valentine’s Day, but it’s also Taco Tuesday! Which just prompts me to have...AN IMPROMPTU VALENTINE’S TACO PARTY! So, anyone with no plans, pick up some chips, dip, drinks, whatever, and head to my house whenever available. I’ll bring the tacos! 

Well, much like he said in his answer, I have eyes as well. So, yes, I think he’s mighty attractive. 

Oh my god, hands down the funniest anon all day.

Well, I’m glad someone’s getting amusement out of it. 

I’m pretty sure I answered this a while ago, didn’t I? Or something similar?

One, you’re very welcome, Blaine.

Two, figured that was implied– or at least assumed. Idiotically tried warm water hours later when I got home– that just made it worse. The pen didn’t do jack. Ended up having to drop the clothing off at the dry cleaners. After that I was a bit more.. careful?

Please excuse while I go fishing but I feel that there's a story there and I'd be most intrigued to hear it.

We spent our entire time at Student Council yesterday making the Valentines Grams and let me just tell you, these kids know how to decorate some paper hearts. We still have some to go, but between everyone’s study halls, we should be completely finished today. 

So! Tell your students that starting tomorrow, at each lunch period there will be a table set up outside of the cafeteria that students can come purchase their grams, whether it be for their sweethearts, their besties, or hell, even their enemies, I don’t know. The basic grams will be $1, and the more elaborate ones will be $3. We will be collecting them throughout the rest of the week, Saturday night at the dance, and through lunch on Tuesday. Tuesday afternoon, our “cupids” will be coming around and handing them out!

But of course, I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t stoop to be so cheesy to allow my fellow teachers an opportunity to participate. Luckily for you guys, yours will be free because you’ll have to deal with the fact that I’ll be making these myself. My free period is 8th, so I only ask that you pay if you request that I make an actual fool of myself when delivering your grams. That’s a joke, I have too much pride for that. Rest assured that if you want to send yours anonymously, I will be sworn to secrecy. So, feel free to stop by my classroom, where you will find a Gram Box sitting just inside the door. Happy Love Hunting!

Lack of bow tie noted!

I told you I could quit if I wanted to.