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You were on a walk one day when you heard a strange noise. It sounded like... a cat? But not quite. Mlip. What?You look down and see a sinfully ugly cat. A chunk of it's right ear is missing, it's left eye and leg is gone, and it is filthy. It sits and swipes it's remaining front paw at your leg. It makes that strange mlip noise again. 

What do you do?

>Walk away, the thing is hideous. 

>Pet it, maybe it just wants affection. 

>Kneel down and let it sniff your hand. 

Adopted by Dia

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You are sitting on bench, relaxing and just people watching. Suddenly you feel strange nip at your ear! You look over and it's a friendly blue parakeet! Who would've guessed. It bobs up an down and cheerfully chirps, "I'm Jethro! I'm a parakeet."

You start talking to it and it seems to understand what you're saying! But it just chirps again, "I'm Jethro! I'm a parakeet."

That seems to be all it says.

What do you do?

> Mimic it! Say you're a parakeet too!

>Shoo it away, stupid bird.

>Try to pet it's head. It's awful friendly.

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Adopted by Perseus

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You've decided to go to your favorite sandwich shop since you've been craving it like crazy. Since the weather has been good with only a few clouds in the sky and the sun shining you elect to sit outside.

After eating a few bites of the delicious food you notice a bunny hop right up to you!

What do you do?

>Shoo it away.

>Give it a piece of lettuce from your sandwich. 

>Scream at the top of your lungs that there's vermin at the shop.

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The summer has been hot, unbearably so that you elected to keep a window open just to get a breeze flowing. Somehow, at some point in the night,  a small critter climbs through your open window and makes its home upon your bed. Upon waking up, you nearly shout when you realize something had spent the night with you.

That was, at least, until you realized....it was a baby Red Panda! Isn't it adorable?!

What do you do?

>Keep it! It's too cute!

>Scream and toss it back outside (You monster)

>Try and find its parent! Surely, a cute baby like this must have a worried-sick mother!

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You're walking along one particularly sunny morning when you hear some whining. You take a quick look around, and soon realize that it must be coming from the conveniently-placed woods to your side! After steeling your nerves, you venture into the forest. It doesn't take you very long to find the source of the pitiful noises.

You find a young silver wolf with its leg caught in a trap. It looks like it's been there for quite awhile... It's probably hungry.

What do you do?

> Release the silver wolf and go on your merry way

> Bond with the silver wolf over food and then release it

> Laugh at the silver wolf

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Not Adopted Yet

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You're roused from your bed by your exceedingly annoying alarm clock. Even though you'd much rather stay in bed, you sit up. You have things to do! Before you can convince yourself to move from the warm covers, you hear a piercing scream. You rush to the door and peer outside. There's a woman gesturing wildly to the ground outside your doorstep. There, you find a coiled-up snake.

What's a reptile doing out in the cold? Maybe it was trying to leech off the warmth coming from your house... You recall reading about how snakes are cold-blooded in grade school. That means that they can't make their own heat! The poor snake will die if you don't act quickly!

What do you do?

> Bring the snake inside to warm it up

> Ignore the snake and tell the woman to pipe down

> Push the snake off the doormat with a nearby stick

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Adopted by Cam

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The Green Fairy is yours! You can now respond to that post and take her home, don’t forget to name her~!

The Yellow Fairy is yours! You can now respond to that post and take her home, don’t forget to name her~!