#tsaur

Aries: "Don't bother it and it won't bother you'"

Taurus: Bug Spray

Gemini: Throwing things and crying

Cancer: Screaming until someone else does it

Leo: Torture

Virgo: Squishing them with toilet paper and flushing their corpse

Libra: Stomping on them

Scorpio: they don't kill bugs they put them outside

Sagittarius: i don't fucking know I've never met a Sagittarius but they get all the cool answers to this shit so they probably launch bugs into outer space or something the cool, illusive lil shits.

Capricorn: I saw a Capricorn eat grasshoppers once so that

Aquarius: Drowning them

Me: I'm not ready I'm not ready I'm not ready I'm not ready oh god I'm not ready I'm not ready I'm not ready how am i supposed to be able to handle any of that

Friend: You know it doesn't come out for another year, right?

Me:

Friend:

Aries: Fire

Taurus: Super Strength

Gemini: LASERS!!!!!!

Cancer: Healing Factor

Leo: Shapeshifting

Virgo: Mind reading/Telekinesis

Libra: Invisibility

Scorpio: Teleportation

Sagittarius: Flight

Capricorn: Super agility

Aquarius: Can talk to marine life