#truffleshuffle12

I get really passionate about Dorothy Zbornak.

"I want Kim Jon il to... Get in the ballpit"

Ok Sam and I were driving to my house from Brad's and we're driving along and think we see a bunny up ahead and Sam goes, "oh it's a cat" and I notice it's a ginger cat and go "oh that's my buddy!" Because I've seen this cat on this road before last year and we had a good petting session. And so I roll down the window, and Sam slows down and we say hi, and he looks over at us and we see his mouse run into the grass and Sam's like "oh he's chasing a mouse" and I'm like "oh! You're busy, I'll let you go now" and his head flits between us and the mouse a few times as we drove away and he went back to chasing and Sam and I realized that we just pulled over her car to talk to a stray cat.

I think Sam would finally be comfortable at a club dancing if she was wearing the Steve buscemi dress because it would repel all the creepy tryna get up on it and only the bravest wisest coolest boys would remain