#truepastiche

Wow. 

Looking at this is pure torture. I actually have a couple of Taylor Ellwood books, and they all look similar to this (one has a cover that reaaally looks like someone jizzed all over it) but this has got to be the worst. At first I was only going to post a low-quality version, thought maybe we weren't quite ready for this book cover in all of its pixelated glory, but just so you can see the texture of this monstrosity, here you go. Look: there's tonnes to complain about, and yes this is probably self-published technically, but you've got admit, it's really something. I just don't know what...