#trostes

………………..same

i hate the romantics tbh omg who u going to write on

omg that’s when mine is due. let’s write ours together on the same topic

i’m writing it on gay victorian poetry instead………but that sounds a lot better maybe i can actually start it instead of procrastinating

I WAS INVITED TO GO SEE IT TODAY (for free) but i have an essay to write. but if i didn’t, i would’ve been there, analyzing in more detail of an asexual eggsy unwin and lesbian roxy

ill fight them

leslie: vanilla latte (with an extra shot and extra vanilla) some may find it a bit too strong (and sweet) but will help you through even the toughest days. add whip for best results. 

ron: house brew. same brew every day. fee free to add sugar or milk, it’s a free country, but don’t you dare add nonfat, that’s water.

tom: mocha. sophisticated espresso of the entrepreneur man blends perfectly with the luxurious dark chocolate of the baller. 

april: espresso. some may say it’s a little bitter but a good espresso shot has a body, heart, and crema. complex and beautiful. packs a punch.

andy: a milkshake. who doesn’t like milkshakes? they’re delicious and wholesome.

ann: tea latte. a healthy lifestyle but with a sweet twist. many teas have health benefits. they come caffeinated or uncaffinated. there’s nothing they can’t do.

donna: flat white. a luxurious take on the latte. often describes as “containing multitudes”. the perfect drink to “treat yo self”.

ben: americano. some may call it boring but it’s a drink you can rely. also tastes great iced.

chris: smoothies. literally the healthiest drink known to man. don’t hold back on the extra kale.