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22: What I want to be when I get older

a writer/director! i have way too many ideas to let these shits go to waste tbh!

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

omg this is a good question! smart, funny, bad ass bitch, strong!

38: My childhood career choice

i was convinced that i was going to be a marine biologist from like 8th-11th grade i had my college in hawaii picked out and everything until i realized i’m scared of fish and the ocean so??? wyd?? that’s when i started thinking about writing seriously 😂

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

my mom put me on to pistachio almond and jamocha almond fudge from baskin robbins, but here is the key... you have to ask for them to put the flavors side by side in the tub, so when you take a scoop you can swipe across and get one of each. no ice cream is quite as good as that to me! (tho plain vanilla with magic shell sauce-- idk if its an american thing or what but i know some of y’all know wtf goin on-- is a close second!)

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

chadwick boseman cause me and my mama were just discussing his dick print aldsfjlskdf

WOW TRASH OF MY LIFE TAG WRENCHED MY HEART

Thank you!

11- You can only drink one liquid for the rest of your life- what is it?

Probably water. Because that’s what’s in pretty much everything. So then I can create a loophole and make it to where I still am drinking just one liquid but it has different stuff in it.

22- Do you believe what goes around comes around?

So… karma? Yeah, I do. There are people who were in my life who hurt me and then later on they got hurt. Karma happens and it can be a bitch if you play it wrong.

54- Did you get any compliments today?

Nope.

94- Name four things you wish you had:

Red hair

A capybara (they’re adorable fight me)

A pretty body/personality

Her...

(2/2) he puts his helmet back on “Our next orders are from General Skywalker to take care of the” choking up for a second “bodies.” “It’s Lord Vader now” Kix replies with a sigh.

Okay but that’s the best tho?? Sometimes titles are HARD work, I always just chose vague reference to the theme of work, or a call to one point of the story, I never go all meta on it. XD

BAE

You’re in luck because you’re my bae too :P 

B: something happy about a loved one who’s passed away

My great uncle Byron was really funny and nice but he had a really loud voice. Apparently I was afraid of him for a long time and would cry if he got too close to me. When I was a baby we lived in the same apartment complex as him and when we would go swimming he’d have to stay on the opposite side of the pool or I’d have a meltdown. But I liked him??? And so I continued on like this until right before my brother was born, I was two then, we went down to his house, just a floor down from me and my mom’s, and I went straight in and sat in his chair. That was the day I stopped being scared of him XD 

A: Have/want tattoos

I actually want quite a few, but the one I want most of all is a dragon. (Plus I’m still gonna come to SLC someday so we can get our nerdy matching GoT tattoos XD) 

E: A song that goes with a memory

Not really a particular song, but whenever I hear old 90s r&b/hip-hop it reminds me of living in California. 

(BR)OTP

Already answered B and I’m fortunate enough that I haven’t lost many loved ones in life, and most that I did I never knew them very well to begin with.

R: A description of the person I dislike the most

Doesn’t know how to take a hint, will outstay their welcome even when everyone is clearly tired of having them around, nosy, too touchy, just generally makes me feel weird. 

O: My idea of a perfect date

Take me to the bank and deposit a million dollars into my account :y

T: What I find attractive in women/men

Arms, beard’s, being tall, being nice, being able to take charge, killing zombies… XD

P: My biggest pet peeves

When people feel the need to tell other people they don’t like them. It solves nothing, if you don’t like them don’t be around them. People who constantly need to be the center of attention. Putting plates on the counter but not scraping them off (you have to walk past the trash can to get to the sink in my jfc there’s no excuse), people being overly nice to me??? (idk this shouldn’t be a thing but that bugs me). People who constantly want to talk, not even online but irl people who can’t stand a moment of silence and feel the need to fill every single one. We can be quiet sometimes its ok, just shhhhhhh.