Bae: These moms are so ridiculous. They keep asking me why their kid doesn’t get more plays... Because he’s terrible! That’s why! The last time he had the ball he ran to the wrong end zone. Sick of it!
LB: (Only heard moms. Note to self: Show up at the next game looking extra cute. Let these women know. Don’t try it. The coach is mine. Take your terrible kid and that bodysuit you thought was appropriate to wear to a youth football game somewhere else. Please and thank you.)















