#trezekiel

Noah: Ooh, somebody has a crush!

Owen: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Justin I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*Later that night*

Owen, very much awake: Uh oh.

Trent: This date is boring!

Harold: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Trent: Then why did you invite me?

Harold: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Harold I'll do whatever I want!

DJ: I’m in love with you.

Ezekiel: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, homie.

DJ: I know.

Ezekiel: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Trent: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Ezekiel: Wow. They sound stupid.

Trent: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Ezekiel: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Trent: I guess you’re right. Hey Ezekiel, I love you.

Ezekiel: See! Just say that!

Trent: Holy fucking shit.

Ezekiel: If that flies over their head then, sorry Trent, but they're too dumb for you.

Trent: Ezekiel.

Alejandro: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Tyler: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Alejandro: But you’re always acting stupid?

Tyler: ...

Tyler: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Alejandro, talking about Duncan: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.