@treasureheist
Everything here is very unsettlingly strange. To be fair--itâs been a very long time since you were last on a planet, particularly a planet populated by humans, particularly a planet where you canât just do whatever you like through reckless manipulation of the sword-logic. Itâs been a very long time since you were anywhere but a Hive dreadnought at the head of your fleet, actually. So this is all very new for you.
For example: when you enter a room, the lights do not turn on on their own, scared into luminosity by the immensity of your presence. You have yet to find the light switch. The doorways are too small. You got stuck in one earlier. The chairs are also too small. Youâre perched on the edge of this rickety wooden thing with your knees up by your chin and you feel like if you breathe too deeply itâll fall to pieces under you.
This is, apparently, the kitchen. Youâve been known to indulge in food every once in a while, but there are no cooks here, and the cupboards are also too small, and you feel like if you start trying to make something by yourself youâll wreck the place. So youâre sitting in the dark instead, in silence save for the occasional click and hum, ruminating on exactly how youâre going to punish whoeverâs responsible for all this tiny, tiny furniture.









