#transplained

boobs (n. pl) → boob (n. s) → boobies (n. pl) → boobie (n. s) → boobice (n. mass. s) → boobices (n. mass. pl) –> boobex (n. s)

i thought the “dni women” screenshot going around was dui because i guess im drunk half the time or smth and that it was an absurdist celebratory post about women in the male dominated field of getting criminal infractions for driving under the influence of intoxicants . like #dui women💋 #females dui #female dui💄🚔 #girl power girl boss 🍒📝👮‍♂️

are girls menstrual cycles close to but not quite on the phase of the moon because we evolved from fish with lunar-synchronized mating schedules eons ago when the moons revolutionary period was slightly more brief? are some girls cycles shorter because theyre biologically superior fish-people with less genetic drift? if i spent every night flopping in saltwater and stargazing might my own cycle realign with the moon? we just cant know.

doesn’t the phrase "flicking the bean" seem overly aggressive to u btw. flicking is what we did to paper footballs or boogers. try that on your clit. agony. we need to make this more accurate. i submit "palpating" the bean