It's not easy being a sluggy office worker. My giant schloppy ass keeps gulping up my chairs and melting the material from my rancid hot donut slime /°~/°

Hrt but it turns you into a dragon or some other kind of monster. Just gradually filling out and becoming more and more sweaty and fat until it suddenly gets more sticky than wet on your skin. Then after a while people stop hearing from you and when they come looking all they find is a giant, greedy slug monster slamming its giant schlop-ing ass on anything shaped like a horse cock

Hey bro, can I get you something to drink? I swear it won't be the tincture that makes you melt into a sluggy slime that can only gurgle and squelch out of your bloated slug cock. I swear bro c'mon

After years of research I finally found the drink in the coca cola freestyle machine that turns you into a big growing beast, it's the grape sprite. It tastes like shit