Emily going out to a bar with the team and the elastic of her boxer briefs is visible over her jeans 👀😩
Emily getting chatted up by a pretty femme and Spencer is talking to Derek like "I don't get it how did the woman know Emily is gay" and Derek is just like. boy we have got to teach you about butches"
Okay, but Emily cutting her hair off and wearing a men's blazer and JJ is fully like "oh... I didn't realize you were gay"
And Derek is like "wow, JJ, way to stereotype" and Emily is just like "no, she's right."
Trans Derek seeing closeted dyke Emily and going. Oh I'm adopting you. You're my sister now.
Okay, but Emily coming in looking super masc and Trans Derek and Trans Reid are both like "omg! Self made man club!!" and Emily is like "fuck you I'm just a dyke" kajdjajx
In my head, Penelope, Derek, and Hotch are stealth trans and Reid is like girl -> boy -> nonbinary
Okay, but Hotch and Derek sharing a hotel room and accidentally finding out they're both stealth
JJ looking around one day and going "wait am I the only straight one here?" and Emily just laughs like. okay dyke.
JJ being like "wait, am I the only cishet?" and Emily is like "are you??" and JJ just 😔"no"
Shout out to @kyonite for always being down to yes and
