Alastor: (on a TV in a dark room in front of Husk) Well, hello, wayward sinner! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! In this video, you're going to learn the ins and outs of what makes YOU a good crew member, AND, a valuable asset to Hazbin Enterprises! Husk: When did you make this? I thought you hated video! Alastor: Now, I know what you're thinking; "I don't want a career in hospitality! I want to be a comic artist and eventually launch my own manga-inspired webcomic!" And it's cool to have dreams, but you also need to remember that they're completely unrealistic, and you need to stop trying. (beat of silence) Alastor: But before we get into all that, first thing's first! Are you smiling? Husk: Uh, no? (music stops) Alastor: Why not? (Husk suddenly finds himself in a chair as four hands emerge from the darkness and drag him to the screen) Husk: Uh, uh, wait! Uh, wait! Wait! Uh, wait! Um, no- nobody can see this, right? Alastor: (in demon mode) It's time for you employee reevaluation! (Two Alastor masks, one comedy and one tragedy, rapidly flash on screen. Husk darts his eyes around nervously.)