Dec 21, 2023
When your office building's regular entrance is closed so you have to go through the maze of the connecting building and somehow get locked in the emergency staircase room because for whatever reason the door going in the room doesn't open the other way??? And the only way out will set of the alarm???? So you have to call your boss whose the only other person you know is in the office telling 'em your dumbass got lost and locked during lunch.
It's time to clock out for the rest of the year. Like, we're good, capitalism can take the next 10 days off. Automatic replies: on, brain: off.
