#tracynverd

“Bold of you to assume that I listen to you at all.” He teased, an obvious grin making its appearance on his lips. “Haha. I’m kidding, of course. Uhm. But can you repeat yourself ‘cos I wasn’t exactly listening.” 

Jay @ Kai: Do YOu THInk JaY WILL BeliVE me IF I saY SkALEs HypnotiZED mE INTo EaTINg aLL oF THE BroWNIES???? 

“What else are you going to call me? Bluejay?” Jay answers as he crosses his arms over his chest, his scarred brow raised.  

“——ooooow!” It burns; his finger burns! He puts the tip of his finger in his mouth, perhaps a ridiculous way to cool it but Jay hadn’t thought it through. “Dat is hwot.” He murmured, the fingertip still in his mouth. 

“Yeah, but are they really breakable if I hugged you hard? I don’t have the strength of an ox; not like Cole does. So you don’t have to worry.” Jay playfully yet softly punched at Kai’s ribs. “That’d be a funny story to tell. How I broke your ribs with a hug. Haha!” 

Was this really true? Or was his eyes deceiving him? “Kai, is this you?” He had taken the wanted poster off the wall and shown it to his friend. It looked like Kai yet his face had been drawn wrong to the point where Jay tried his hardest not to laugh. “It has your name but the face—— pfft.” He stifles back a giggle. “What have you done to deserve being put on one of these?” 

“——and if ritually sacrifice, I wonder how. Would it be your typical on the stone with a rock kind of sacrifice? Or something else?” Then it clicked. “Wait. I don’t want to be sacrificed, though! I’m too adorable for that.” 

            “AUHG please tell me you weren’t planning to do that or already did. We HAVE pans.”