#tr crack

*Bonten men holding up their keys and grabbing their glocks*

ft — the sano family (including izana) warnings — nothing! just fluff <33 notes — this request is for @lylialili! i hope you enjoy this my love! also, emma is dating draken in this. also, sorry this was short!! i couldn't get many ideas for it :( sypnosis — being shinichiro's wife is quite the task; especially when the household is filled with quite a few idiots.

— first off, emma and mikey are constantly on your and shin's asses about your relationship. it's always, 'when are we getting a niece/nephew or two?' or something along the lines of that. it's quite entertaining, but sometimes you have to smack them on the back of the head to get them to stop because they get far too... personal. yea. let's just say that.

— izana is always a bitch in the morning. he never wants to get up, and you have to practically drag him out of bed. he groans into and claws at his pillow constantly, and will drag his blankets off the bed with him. it's even worse when kakucho comes over for a sleepover, because then you have izana clinging to kakucho and kakucho screaming in pain because izana is literally trying to merge himself with kakucho to avoid getting out of bed.

— whenever draken comes over, he's miserable with you and shin. he's got emma clinging to him like a koala, mikey pestering him and being overdramatic because 'he prefers emma over mikey,' and an extremely overprotective izana constantly interrogating him about his intentions with emma.

— too much energy is mikey and emma, calm (but stubborn and challenging) is izana, and no energy is you, shin, and draken. pretty much how everything functions.

— and honestly, you'd replace both mikey and emma with two draken's at this point. he's always so polite; offering to help out at shin's shop, bringing his dishes to the sink (and actually putting them in the dishwasher!!), saying 'please' and 'thank you,' etc. etc. <33

I LOVE MAKING STUPID STUFF AND BEING EXTRA FOR NO REASON AT ALL -MAYB CUX IT MAKES FELLOW STUPID PEOPLES LIKE U HAPPY I DUNNO

I- I can’t😭😭💗

and u followed too fr BHAHA🥺🥺🙏💖

Ngl when i wrote that I was not expecting what i was about to read 😂 but at least now i can write something too cause i was tempted 👀 haha

Also always happy to make new TR friends ✌🏻