#tpc bug

Cube: "This is foreshadowing for when I fall apart in about 10 minutes."

Marcle: “I’ve got two wolves inside of me, and they are aggressively making out…that’s why I went to a liberal arts school!”

Iris, referring to Cyanide: "As far as that kid is concerned, I'm Satan."

Cube: "Now you're thinking!" Circusic: "Yeah I do that sometimes! It's crazy how it happens."

Cubic: "Lycanthropy always has more weed."

Circubit: “Think trauma happy fun times but on LSD.”

Pyrare: “Why would you ever choose boobs over soup dumplings???”

Iris: “Love a good morning cup of swamp moss.”

Spheer: “Is getting pregnant a form of cannibalism?”

Cyan: "How are you?" Teal: "Moist. :[" (translation: sweaty)

Dub: “I’ll exploit you and your international relations later.”

Marcle: "You have to like- swallow a wheel of cheese to sound fluent in French."

Teal: “The main causes of mass extinctions are extensive volcanic activity, glaciation, sea level regression/transgression, asteroid collisions, and, more recently but most catastrophically, human fuckery.”

Circumsphere: "Do you think Commando Circumsphere cares whether this email finds you well? No! I just care that it finds you!"

Hexagram: “It’s 0% cream cheese, cus it’s fucking garbage.”

Squadril: "I want your kidney by the way."

Iris: "I will quench my thirst with your tears."

Cintagon: “Imagine you’re some great expeditionary sent to find what lies at the end of the world. . . And it’s fucking Arkansas.”

Quintagon: "When the lactose goes to my toes." Hexagram: "Lactoes."

Pentellow: “Of course Iris, I’ll cover your ass.”

Cintagon: “You’re not an ugly duckling, more of a… so-so duckling.”

Cube: "Who's your appointment with?" Lythorus: "Your mom." Cyan: "Ruh-roh! Somebody needs a lawyer!"

Rincle: “That was such a hot take, saying it made you hotter.”

Polyhedron, referring to his kids: "I forgot y'all are my yappers."

Circumsphere: "Don’t you dare steal the succulents." Cintagon: proceeds to steal succulents from shake shack

Circubit: “She’s just upset that she doesn’t have this ass.”

Purpex, referring to Squadril & Marcle: “See that’s just clown to clown communication.”

Cintagon: "You know what they say guys, one door closes, the Trees of Life tear another hole in the wall!"

Cirtunda: “Yeah sure I can pour you some ashes from my urn and you can drink them while I watch.”

Pyrare: "Wh- what are you- what ar-" Ajacenus: "Hold my beer."

Teal: "For legal purposes I am not a hostage."

Polyhedron: “The fork knows who it is, and they are proud of it.”

Spheer: "Congrats on being older." Circumuscle: "Mhm." Spheer, slowly sliding away: "Oooooooooold-"

Circubit: “It’s giving rigor mortis.”

Pentellow: “Where’s Iris?” Circumuscle: “I threw him.”

Special Mentions

Spindel: “I felt threatened.” Spinel: “When you feel threatened you eat a pencil?!”

Minthe, walking out the door: "I love you." Frond: "Make good choices." Minthe: "Never."

All belong to @astronic-fr!

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Bug "Shut up Gold, sanity, schmanity." “If I had a space laser I would kill Jeff Bezos.” “Fuck you AND your baby.”

Belongs to @mugzymiik!

I hope it's okay that I pulled a few of ur lil guys 👉👈

I saw certain quotes and was like "hmmmmmmmmmmmm that's very [insert moot's oc here]-coded." /pos