#toxicminded

Swampert + steroids = Mega Evolution ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Metagross + steroids = Mega Evolution ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Slowbro's shell + steroids = Mega Evolution ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dapper-absolute mentioned you in a post “vanity-smurf: Oh boy I was in Mexico when I was tagged but hey I’m...”

Oh lawd, I love these!

Rules—
Rule 1: Always post the rules because a muthafucka might be confused. 
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 10 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 10 people. uh no, maybe like 5. 

(blessitsheart's tagged people and answers below.)

TAG 10: thelittlenothing42, thetwonicorn, toxicminded, mappingconstellations, strictforsoul, sevensecondstosavetheworld, wastedportlandyouth, kaelabernhardt, batmarg, 1986tigerlion

Here are my quiestions:

1. If you were a final boss in a video game, what song would be playing and why? Dreamwatch of Time from Chrono Cross - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMntblDX0Bg.  Epic, but not truly threatening..much like me.  ;) I'd be the boss that wasn't really an enemy but that you had to fight to progress the storyline.

2. Would you rather unlimited food or be able to stay awake 5 days a week and then sleep the entire 6th and 7th day every week? Food.  Always food.  There has never been anything but food.

3. Haiku of the last movie you saw?

Belly of the beast

Jaws opened to swallow all

Like my wasted time

4. Would you rather have the power to shrink or grow? I would love to be able to grow, bc I'm actually legit terrified of what it would be like to be chased by roaches if I were an inch tall.

5. Something, even the weirdest tiniest thing, that makes you laugh every time you think about it?

Probably Doodlebob from that ep of Spongebob from 20348209 years ago.  I can't even.

6. If you could take your favorite superhero out on a date, how would it go?

I have a feeling they would be quite unnerved, since I wouldn't be capable of doing anything but thirst-staring and drooling.

7. Make up a word that rhymes with orange. What would be it’s definition?

Porange, for when your pores are in desperate need of some cleaning out.  Ya nasty.

8. Dream crossover?

Probably X-Men and Pokemon, tbh hahahaaaaa

9. Any recurring dreams?

Lately, about curb-stomping thugs and throwing people out of windows...I guess I need some empowerment.

10. If for 15 seconds you were broadcast to the world, what would be your message?

"Can I live?"  and then the rest of the time is filled with the camera slowly zooming in on my facial expression of clearly having had enough.

My questions:

1. If you could have one gadget surgically grafted into your body & that could respond to your command, what would it be and why?

2. Choose one:  see in black and white for the rest of your life but have superhuman hearing, or be deaf but have X-ray vision.

3. All the people you love are trapped in a house-fire.  Who do you save first? (I promise I'm not the Joker)

4. Favorite clothing brand of all time?

5. What would your patronus be and why?

6. Dream spot to live?

7. Are capri pants on men socially acceptable?

8. Favorite eye color in a significant other?

9. On the soundtrack to your life, what would be the song playing as you left this world at the end?

ohhh way to entice me to share my boring personality with the universe

1. I like my “fashion sense,” in quotations since I don’t really think anyone in their right mind would actually consider it sensible.  It’s weird, but good weird.  I think.

2. I like my laugh (sometimes) - I mean, I have like 17 different ones, but the one that comes out when something really takes me by surprise is like a sonic boom cackle, and I love it.  Even if people’s eardrums are bleeding after.  Worth it.

3. I like my hair when it’s not threatening to strangle me or slowly assimilate me into its consciousness as a separate being.

4. I like my ability of discernment when it comes to people and their motives.  It can be kind of scathing if not ‘packaged’ correctly…so I try to be sensitive.

5.  I like my height/proportions, even if I look like a weird skeleton/scarecrow/Shaggy lovechild when I walk.  I’m gangly as hell.

; - ;

The Hound from GoT orrrr something mech? If this is asking for characters to be drawn.