#touhou8

"I haven't had anyone to fight with lately, so this is just about perfect."

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(DISCLAIMER: I am far from a professional translator, so these may not be completely accurate.)

 Stage 3- 

Reimu/Yukari:

(Keine is defeated as a mid-boss)

 [Keine] So it's you two who are trying to attack the village in the middle of the night.

 [Reimu] Are the one who did this? Where did you hide the humans and their village?

 [Keine] I can't hand over the humans to you youkai. I'll make sure this night never happened! 

 (Battle resumes and Keine is defeated again) 

 [Keine] Wha... What the heck are you?

 [Reimu] Hey, bring the village back! 

 (Keine leaves then returns) 

 [Keine] You're so persistent.

 [Reimu] Think what you want. A human village was supposed to be here, right? But there's nothing here. What happened to the humans and their houses and everything?! 

 [Keine] Nothing. I merely hid the village from your kind. 

 [Yukari] Reimu, we don't have time to stick around here. The moon sinks lower with every moment.

 [Reimu] We're not exactly sticking, but hold on. I can't just ignore a youkai that destroyed an entire village. 

 [Keine] "Humans never settled here in the first place". All I did was make it look that way. I'll protect the humans from this dangerous night!

 [Yukari] Hey, you know. I can see humans whenever I want. This little trick of yours isn't useful at all. 

 [Keine] ! What exactly are you two? 

 [Reimu] Don't worry. It's invisible enough to me.

 [Keine] Ugh, your pity isn't helping. 

 [Yukari] And you. You're a half-beast, right? 

 [Keine] I'm human when the moon isn't full. 

 [Yukari] Not much different from a human-faced dog or a human-faced rock, then. 

 [Keine] Why does everything except my face have to change? It's a complete transformation. 

 [Yukari] Oh, but you could have a head of a horse or cow. Just transform your head to a beast if you want. 

 [Keine] Fine. If you're going to say that much, I'll make sure you won't be able to take it back. I will feast upon your history tonight!

 [Yukari] Myself aside, I'd say her history would amount to a light snack at best.

 [Reimu] Shut up. My days are a cupful of exquisite Chinese tea. 

 (Battle begins)

 [Reimu] Restore that human village now! 

 [Yukari] Its fine either way. The humans here don't think much of you. 

 [Keine] Tell me, where are you trying to go anyways?

 [Yukari] That way.

 [Reimu] This way.  

[Keine] ... If you're after the abnormal moon, it's that way. 

 [Reimu] Hah, I was right. 

 [Yukari] Reimu, your finger is off from hers by 70 degrees.

 [Reimu] But you're off by 110- Wow, you're sharp, figuring out our destination.

 [Yukari] I'd be more surprised if she didn't notice.

 Marisa/Alice: 

 (Keine is defeated as a mid-boss) 

 [Keine] Who are you? And why are you attacking the village at night? 

 [Marisa] Uh, we're not. We're just passing by. Don't mind us. 

 [Keine] Hah! I won't trust the words of a youkai! The events of this night are mine to devour! 

 (Battle resumes and Keine is defeated again) 

 [Keine] Who in the world are you? 

[Marisa] Hmph. What you meant to say is, "Whoops, I have to be somewhere else!" Right? 

 (Keine leaves then returns) 

 [Keine] Hmm, I can't retreat any farther. 

 [Marisa] C'mon, surrender the humans to us now!

 [Alice] Wait, wait, Marisa! Since when are we going to eat the humans? 

 [Keine] Heh. It's quite rare that youkai would dare attack this village. Is it because of the corrupt moon? Everything's been messed up since it appeared.

 [Marisa] Nobody said we were gonna eat them.

 [Alice] Anyways, I'm really in a hurry. I have no idea who you are, but we don't have time to waste on mere humans. 

 [Marisa] You're rude.

 [Keine] If you were just passing by, I wouldn't try to stop you. But you two are really just too disturbing.

 [Alice] There, you see? This is why you shouldn't use your full power at night, Marisa. 

 [Marisa] What do you mean? Isn't magic best unleashed at night? The only thing worth keeping secretly during the day is a camera if you ask me. 

 [Keine] I had a feeling something terrible was approaching... Looks like I was right to seal the village. 

[Marisa] Um... Listen, I never said I'd attack the village. 

 [Alice] (Didn't you just say to "surrender the humans"?) 

 [Marisa] The only one I'm concerned with is you! 

 [Keine] Whatever you say, lying wench. I shall not let you touch neither the humans nor the history of the village! 

 [Alice] Marisa! In case you haven't noticed yet, she's not an ordinary human... She's a half-beast! 

 (Battle begins)

 [Marisa] A half beast that can't transform without the full moon it's just a human. Weak! 

 [Alice] You do know you're human too, right? 

 [Keine] Grr... If it was a full moon tonight... 

 [Alice] Oh yeah. We're trying to bring back the true full moon. 

 [Marisa] That's right. Wasn't that the first thing we said? 

 [Keine] What? You never said that at all!

 [Alice] So, perhaps you know who messed with the moon? 

 [Marisa] Right then, as you promised! Tell us who the culprit is! (I just made up that promise though...)

 Sakuya/Remilia: 

 (Keine is defeated as a mid-boss)

 [Keine] It's you. The bastards planning to attack the village at midnight!

 [Sakuya] Milady. Let's pass by this place quickly. 

 [Remilia] Well, I'm not hungry at the moment, so... 

 [Keine] Damn. Without the humans in the village, there are only youkais and weirdos left! 

 (Battle resumes and Keine is defeated again)

 [Keine] Who in the world are you? 

 [Remilia] Bah. There's no end to this now, is there? 

 [Sakuya] Milady, you're toying with it a little too much. 

 (Keine leaves then returns) 

 [Keine] Look around, you devils. 

 [Sakuya] "Devils", hm? 

[Keine] There's nothing here. Can't you see that? 

 [Sakuya] Wait, shouldn't there be a human village here? 

 [Remilia] Well, I rarely visit such places, but are you familiar with the village, Sakuya? 

 [Sakuya] Yes. The furniture in the mansion is made skillfully by these humans, in fact.

 [Keine] Look closely. As you can see, there's absolutely nothing here. Now move along, since I said so. 

 [Sakuya] What a horrible attitude. What did you do with the humans and the village? 

 [Keine] Don't you understand? I made it so that no humans ever lived here. I'm protecting the entire history of the village now. 

 [Remilia] Sakuya. Wouldn't she work well as little sister's tutor? She feels like a good teacher for local history.

 [Sakuya] We don't need any more bookworms in the mansion.

 [Keine] Argh, I'll say it once more. There isn't and never was anything around here. Especially not humans or a human village. 

 [Sakuya] There's something about the way you speak... Milady, would you give me a bit of time? 

 [Remilia] We really are in a hurry. 

 [Keine] Shall I consume the devil's history as well? 

 [Remilia] Shit, that's great. Maybe it's just a peculiarity of were-hakutaku... As long as you look at history, you won't be able to change your fate.

 [Sakuya] Milady, now may I borrow some time?

 [Remilia] It can't be helped. You can use a bit of my time. Just a moment's worth. 

 (Battle begins)

 [Sakuya] Ah, that was refreshing. Let's move on, milady. 

 [Remilia] But the village is still invisible. Are you really refreshed? 

 [Sakuya] Yes, indeed. I'm thoroughly refreshed. 

 [Remilia] Good to hear, but thanks to her, I've lost the direction that evil air was in. Do you know where to go, Sakuya? 

 [Sakuya] I have absolutely no idea. However, she might be useful in a problem like this. 

 [Keine] You mean the cause of this corrupted moon? It could only be her doing. There are very few beings capable of doing this.

 [Sakuya] See, bookworms can be useful. But the mansion doesn't need any more of them.

 [Remilia] Our mansion's bookworm really is a bookworm. So she's hardly useful at all.

 [Sakuya] Well, she does have a lot of useless knowledge. We really don't need any more.

Youmu/Yuyuko:

 (Keine is defeated as a mid-boss) 

[Keine] Who are you, and why are you attacking the village this late at night?

 [Yuyuko] Oho? It seems that we've lost our way. 

 [Youmu] Yeah, where are we? 

[Keine] There's no point in feigning innocence. I can tell you're evil ghosts.

 (Battle resumes and Keine is defeated again) 

 [Keine] Crap! Those ghosts are really something! 

 [Yuyuko] How cruel. So this is how ghosts are treated in the outside world...

 (Keine leaves then returns) 

[Keine] What are you doing in this place? 

 [Yuyuko] You attacked us first, right? We're merely responding. 

 [Keine] There's nothing here. Just move along already. 

 [Youmu] But honestly, we have no idea where we're headed. 

 [Keine] Are you wandering around without purpose? 

 [Yuyuko] No, no, Youmu. We're certainly headed the right way. All you need to do is follow me. 

 [Keine] What is your purpose? 

 [Youmu] To restore the corrupted moon. 

 [Yuyuko] No, no, Youmu. 

 [Youmu] ?!?!  

[Yuyuko] It's a wonderful midnight snack tour across the land!

 [Keine] You two are quite suspicious. Even more suspicious than normal ghosts. 

 [Youmu] Hey! I can't let you get away with saying that! Ghosts in general aren't suspicious! 

 [Yuyuko] No, no- 

 [Youmu] Shut up! 

 [Keine] As I expected, you two really are dangerous. I have to drive you out of here somehow. Still, I don't know what you're doing here... 

 [Yuyuko] Hey, Youmu... We've had a bird, a bug, and next up is a beast.

 [Youmu] What are you trying to say, milady?

 [Keine] Dammit! All your history will be mine! Including your deaths! 

 [Yuyuko] I bet a dragon will be next. 

 [Youmu] Lady Yuyuko, let's concentrate on now, not what happens next...

 (Battle begins)

 [Youmu] Milady, you said a beast, but a human is not a beast. 

 [Yuyuko] No, no, Youmu. She looks like a normal human now, but in reality she's a half-beast. Well, humans are a kind of beast anyhow, so doesn't that make her a full beast? 

 [Keine] Grr... If the moon hadn't been corrupted, such ghosts wouldn't be...

 [Youmu] Oh, yes, yes. We're here to restore the full moon. 

 [Yuyuko] The next meal should be a dragon dish. I can't wait, Youmu!

 [Youmu] Lady Yuyuko, didn't you say you knew where to go next? I'm becoming slightly concerned... 

 [Yuyuko] Ah, but a dragon would have many scales... 

(DISCLAIMER- I am far from a professional translator. These may not be completely accurate.)

Stage one-

 Reimu/Yukari: 

[Reimu] See, there's nothing here!

 [Yukari] The nights only just started. No need to hurry.

 [Reimu] So you agree nothing's here, then. You're the one who dragged me out in a hurry. Don't forget, you owe me big time for this. 

Wriggle] "Nothing here"... I was here the whole time! 

(Wriggle appears on-screen) 

[Yukari] Don't worry, Reimu... You'll be compensated. I'm not you, after all. 

Wriggle] Hey, hey, hey. You've got some guts, not being bugged in the slightest. I hope you've got the determination to go with that! 

[Reimu] Was that a pun? 

[Yukari] Was it?

 [Reimu] Oh yeah. I left behind a vital tool for night walks. It's still at the shrine.

 [Wriggle] ? 

[Yukari] I know what you're trying to say. Anti-mosquito incense, right? 

[Wriggle] I'm a firefly!

 (Battle begins)

 [Yukari] Really, it's awful at night with all these bugs around. 

[Reimu] Funny thing for you to say considering you're only awake at night. 

[Yukari] Yes, because nature thrives during the night.

 [Reimu] There's been lots of fireflies lately... Makes me worry a little about the outside world. 

[Yukari] See, you understand what I'm saying. But it's unlike you to worry.

Marisa/Alice: 

[Marisa] Ah, the moon sure is beautiful tonight. 

[Alice] What? Are you kidding me? 

[Marisa] It's so damn pretty. It's like... What was it called, the paschal moon?

 [Alice] I envy your carefree manner. You're even enjoying staring at the moon... If there was someone else I could bother, I'd never have taken you along tonight. 

[Wriggle] Why not relax and enjoy the moonlit night? 

(Wriggle appears on-screen) 

[Wriggle] Come on, you two... 

[Marisa] We're totally enjoying it. I am, anyways. 

[Alice] Well, I'm enjoying myself too! At least more than you, Marisa!

 [Wriggle] Didn't you just say the exact opposite? 

[Alice] Of course not. I'm not watching the moon. I'm... 

[Marisa] Firefly watching, right? 

[Alice] Almost, but not quite. Very perceptive of you. 

 [Wriggle] C'mon, I'll shoot first if you don't!

 [Alice] It's more like firefly hunting. 

(Battle begins) 

[Marisa] You realize firefly hunting is about catching them and not beating them up, right? 

[Alice] Aw, I wanted to catch it, but you squashed it! 

[Marisa] Geez, this is lame... Don't get me wrong, I was just dodging it!

 Sakuya/Remilia:

[Remilia] Sakuya, I didn't ask you to follow me. 

[Sakuya] What are you saying? I worry about your safety. Moreover, what if the bug we saw earlier shows up again... 

[Wriggle] Indeed. As they say, "speak of the bug"! 

(Wriggle appears on-screen) 

[Wriggle] Well, I showed up. Perhaps you'll hand over the lady of the mansion to me! 

[Sakuya] Even if you show up... who would pity a bug that much? Don't they say that if you put enough bugs together, even they will have a small soul? 

[Remilia] 80 percent smaller, actually. 

 [Wriggle] Are you trying to intimidate me? 

[Sakuya] No. We're trying to kill you. 

[Remilia] Don't worry. I'm not interested in non-humans anyways. 

 [Sakuya] Her disinterest is just more reason to worry. If you were human, you'd at least be treated like food. She's the lady without mercy, after all. 

[Wriggle] Awww... 

(Battle begins)

 [Sakuya] Ah, the increase in fireflies makes everything so beautiful. 

[Remilia] Sakuya, that statement totally clashes with the situation. 

 [Sakuya] I changed the subject, milady.

 [Remilia] I only heard the second half. What were you trying to say?

 Youmu/Yuyuko:

 [Youmu] You, show yourself! The one wriggling there, hiding in the darkness?

 [Yuyuko] Youmu, don't leave me alone here... 

[Youmu] Hurry up, milady. The night is very short! We must find the villains and cut them to pieces as soon as we can! 

 [Yuyuko] Um, I meant... 

[Wriggle] Cut to pieces, you say...

 (Wriggle appears on-screen)

 [Wriggle] But I don't feel like being cut to pieces! 

[Youmu] Then tell us where we must go to restore the moon, or you will be! 

[Yuyuko] Youmu's so fired up, it's like staring at the sun. I told you not to leave me. There's still nothing to shout about. The night's still young. 

[Wriggle] Wha... What are you freaking out about?

 [Yuyuko] Oho? Look, there's a big firefly there!

[Youmu] You only now noticed, milady? 

 [Yuyuko] Let's take a side trip. Youmu, do you like firefly watching?

 [Youmu] We truly don't have time for that! I'll slice that bug with my Roukan- 

[Wriggle] All this talk is wasting my time! I can't believe there are people like you who despise fireflies! 

(Battle begins)

 [Youmu] Lady Yuyuko, it took too long to defeat the enemy because you didn't focus your shots enough.

 [Yuyuko] Isn't there a proverb that says, "take the long path when you're in a hurry"? 

[Youmu] Yes, we're in a hurry, all right. Well then, where should we go next? 

[Yuyuko] Say, why don't we see which way this branch falls?

 [Youmu] Is this really going to work? Wait, with the way you're holding that, there's only one way it can fall...