#totalshockwaves

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“Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve returned--I never quite left, I was simply occu--pied.”

The energy change that just happened despite that his expression stayed the same may be tangible even for someone with no magical awareness. One of his guards is making a significant effort not to snicker.  

Diavolo is very good at reading people and being aware of the intentions of others except for certain angels apparently.  So he’s very much aware that you’re doing this very much on purpose.  

However there are people around--namely his staff but still people are watching.  And so he takes the pickle with a smile, examining it.  He’s never seen a pickle this size before.  Why do humans make things like this?  Atrocious.  Appalling.  He hates this. Just leave the poor cucumbers alone. Why are you punishing them this way?

Damn his powerful senses.  It’s practically vacuum sealed and he can still smell the damned thing.

But he can’t just take it and come off as rude or unbefitting of his position.  It’s not like it’s on a plate alongside the rest of his meal at a restaurant.  He just has to ask that it be taken to the kitchens and someone else can deal with it.  Someone else can eat it!  Anyone but him is fine!  But he has to acknowledge it anyway.

“Ah!  Thank you for the gift!”  He doesn’t sound as enthused, but he still sounds plenty happy.  Even though literally everybody on staff who’s been here at least a year knows this man does not like pickles. Be strong, future Demon King. “It reminds you of me, you say?  I’m not sure I agree--I’m certainly not as sour or salty as a pickle.  (The kids say that for people, right?  ‘Salty’?)

“Unless this is an innuendo?”  A playful laugh through a closed-mouth smile.  He takes offense to any part of his person being considered pickle-like.  He holds it, as if grateful.  “I’m afraid I’ll have to save it for another time as Barbatos doesn’t particularly like me to have too many snacks between meals.  But the thought--and the welcome back--is appreciated!”

I shit you not, I shared this with my discord group not knowing it was you. It’s amazing. Love it!

Power up ur magic defense/blizzard resistance so his spells have little to no effect. He telegraphs his one hit ko where he summons his knife and kinda poses crossed armed with them. Hit him once he's out of the pose. You need a strategy to beat the strategist.

wellllll.... so far I hate Bellamy. And Clarke. And Clarke's main love interest. I think the story has a lot of potential and the overall concept is really really good, but it loses itself quite often on the needless dumb straight people romance.

Not to mention,  many of the situations presented on the story are beyond unbelievable. I mean, if you found yourself trapped on a wild place where you have little shelter, low access to edible food and drinkable water, under the risk of radiative contamination AND the possibility of being hunt down by "grounders", would you really just sit around singing and partying like it's no big deal????

man, it's good. it's so so so so good. it's creepy and it's intense and Eva Green slays it and there are vampires and doctor frankenstein and the frankenstein's monster's dick, and spiders and it's intense. it's everything AHS could have been.

but I reckon neither Reeve nor Billie were in the first episode? The only relevant characters in the first episode were Timothy Dalton's, Eva Green's, Harry Treadaway's, Josh Hartnett's, Danny Sapani's and Rory Kinnear's (and Mina Harker, briefly).