random set of facts about football's golden boy, satoru gojo! nsfw,fluff&crack ⸝⸝ find more here!
footballer!gojo, who made his professional debut at the ripe age of seventeen, in which he scored a header and gave himself a nosebleed from celebrating into the goal post.
footballer!gojo, who, apart from football, is a huge sports nerd in general. ask him about anything from darts to synchronised swimming, and you’ll get a historical breakdown, complete with obscure trivia, and an unexpected 15 minute detour that somehow ends in 1885 with absolutely no return to the original point.
footballer!gojo, who enjoys fucking you doggy style while you're wearing nothing but his jersey. he loves having both the view of his name and number on your back along with his girthyyy cock ramming deliciously into your squelching pussy.
footballer!gojo, who also enjoys having you ride him, especially if you're completely naked with just his medals around your neck, dangling in front of your tits and his face. when you start complaining about a neck ache, he'll flip you over and fold you in half with no hesitation.
footballer!gojo, who spent two out of his three minute ballon d'or acceptance speech rambling about you.
"and i'd like to say thank you to my girlfriend, of course. i mean, obviously. you've been there with me through the best games, the bad ones, the injuries, the… moods. thank you for putting up with me and my... 'shenanigans', and uhhh, for never letting me get too full of myself. or too miserable. you really mean the absolute world to me... more than any of this ever could—" he squints at the front row seats. "ohh. she's mouthing at me to stop."
footballer!gojo, who joked afterwards that he now has 5 ballon d'ors, referring to the one currently in his hands, and the ones that will next be in his grasp as soon as you two get back to the hotel. (your boobs and your ass, duh)
footballer!gojo, who calls you his lucky charm, but what he really means is the innocent polaroid of you that he carries with him until the start of every game. it's a selfie you took at your first live football match — the very match where he scored his first pro hat trick. you insist it's just a coincidence, but he thinks not.
footballer!gojo, who just has to make you sit through every single edit he comes across of himself, most of them made on capcut by thirteen year old fanboys. he even has a secret social media account dedicated to liking and commenting on them.
goldenboyfan161616 commented: 🔥🔥🔥 gojo more like GOATjo. btw can u do a tut for the 2rd transition
gojosixeyeditor replied: it's a template
footballer!gojo, who never fucks you out of frustration, unless he gives a really disappointing performance in a match. 0-3 at home? then, that's 3 rounds of him fingering and tongue fucking you until you're squirming and in tears, just to pull away as soon as he feels that twitch and spasm he knows all too well.
footballer!gojo, who by now is well accustomed to praise, takes it in stride. but when it comes from you, he cherishes it deeply. He's heard it all before from fans, journalists, and footballing legends alike, but your acknowledgement of his achievements feels like an applause that goes beyond football.
footballer!gojo, who won't ever admit he's possessive but will always have an arm draped over your shoulder when you're around his teammates or other athletes. he'll get particularly wary of one certain person—his biggest football rival—who seems a tad bit too interested in you for his liking.
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