#tortodrone

I got scolded for taking the lord's name in vain

I was successfully converted to Christianity

I blew 10kcr, all my sparks, and a bit of CE because I opened the tortodrone portal by mistake while dicking around. I had to solo the mission.

I only got 2 ancient shells from said mission (giving me a total of 5).

I died horrifically while trying to do the Rocket Puppy room in FSC.

I died horrifically while trying to solo a devilite floor with my new DBB.

I sold a Prismatic Bolted Vee for 20cr because I told someone I was giving out "propane and propane accessories" for 20cr.

I asked someone if they wanted to "buy a stove".

I tried being a gunner. Partial success.

I did a run with 2 shady-looking Russian guys.

I accidentally wasted about 20kcr on advanced orbs while trying to buy elite orbs.

I forgot to make a bad Vinesauce joke while in Haven.

A skeleton popped out. No seriously, one goddamn zombie almost kicked my ass because I wasn't paying attention.

I managed to get ASI high on my Virulent Catalyser

March of the Tortodrones is here! My profuse apologies for the video resolution and quality. I streamed my run and jtv gave me an option to export it directly to youtube so I gave it a shot. I very rarely stream SK so I never took the time to see how it actually looked in the stream. Again, my apologies.

After a small amount of grinding to get the glyphs needed to create the ID card needed to enter the new mission, we pooled our mats together and got inside. You'll see from the footage how it was for us. It's fun/frustrating, but short. Entirely too short. Entirely too short considering you need three orbs to make the ID card. The new shields look cool, have some promising stats, but they aren't worth this. In short, I'm glad for the tortodrone's long awaited return, but once again OOO dropped the ball.