#torpid slivers

Did I forget to restart the baby? Touch a real slug whenever possible: all slugs have different shapes, but you'll want to lean how to draw the proportions of the Ideal Slug first before knitting the Ideal Slug Bib. A haven for true mollusc fans, the Hollywood Slug Museum is an ivy-covered building filled with rare slug- and gastropod–related ephemera. 5D chess is what someone who loses at 4D chess is actually playing. It’s 2044 AD: Now there really are some breeds of plum that yield milk, but are dermonambulists satisfied? No, those fuckers are never satisfied. Unfortunately, Raoul’s was the one pair of X-ray specs that actually did work, causing him to erase his family's flesh by looking at them. You're still worried about Boston Dynamics when it's emojis that are secretly developing gills and learning to use rudimentary tools. Whenever I try to upload you a pint of baboon milk it goes straight to voicemail. Being naked is unusual until you unravel wool balls from your cat's stomach and knit them to make the clothes you want to wear. Though inedible, seal skin pizzas are less likely to result in frozen sweat being trapped between the buttocks during a crisis situation. I want an inconceivable goat from another plane of existence to chew on my socks, scarf and woolen codpiece warmer. SMDH @ people who say they "fucking love hyper-couchilating" but haven't even read any Emikovark-Camicold besides the Bottomsday trilogy. Stay in care on foot but without disturb! Use gravity.

What do gerbils hear when they smell your name? Even the most robust ecosystems wither away when confronted with the noxious mist of my convalescent spittle. Zoom in on the hashtag #. Goats and tortoises don't want to wear pantyhose, but they sure like to talk about it. TFW children dressed as cherubs holding banners and playing trumpets are lowered on ropes just to announce bae's next shared meme on the internet. How many trout ghost circumcisions does it take to get to the center of that one matador's pancreas for whom the bell tolls? This Grilled Cheese Marionette Show better end soon because it's time to close your eyes and taste with your nose with your tongue. This is the liquefaction of light emission from a star. God bless you. Fun fact: whispering a detailed description of your most recent bowel movement makes you look beautiful from 74.4 feet away. I still have that strange feeling of unsevered limbs and a possibly unsliced nose and the distinct suspicion that my genitalia have not been surreptitiously removed. Why are unicorns always french kissing me? Because my saliva reduces their muscle mass temporarily, allowing them to slither thru air ducts. Everyone really is out to get you except not quite everyone, really only me and I don't have the time to go out and get you. 2041 AD: The elk started excreting Pepto Bismol all over my furniture before I had even finished downloading it. This is what has been happening near the tulips. Now do you understand?