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[2:15:49 PM] King: Clan that lives near a zoo bruh
[2:15:50 PM] King: IM AGines
[2:15:52 PM] King: IM AGINE
[2:15:54 PM] Mack: OMG
[2:16:10 PM] King: sneaking into the bobcat exhibits and having the older bobcats teach apprentices fighting moves
[2:16:17 PM] Mack: OMG THATS SO CUTE
[2:16:29 PM] Mack: imagine them getting pissy and hungry in winter and eating small animals
[2:16:43 PM] King: OMg
[2:17:18 PM] King: One of the apprentice duties (along w/ like, caring for elders and shit) is having them bring some fresh prey to some of the friendlier animals in the zoo so they can have something live and refreshing during winter
[2:17:27 PM] King: and just year round in general
[2:17:36 PM] Mack: OMG i love thats so cute
[2:18:52 PM] King: Instead of a hunting trial for apprentices to become warriors (they prob live in a big city so like, human food is probably everywhere to eat) trials include things like: having to sneak through an exhibit and get somethign from it (there's always a few warriors secretley watching in case somethign goes wrong and they have to save the apprentice)
[2:19:22 PM] Mack: dude YESss
[2:19:51 PM] King: OKAy so you know those like, large abandoned construction sites, that's totally where the clan camp is (it's like a block down from the zoo)
[2:20:08 PM] King: most of the dens are safely sheltered in like, those large concrete tubes
[2:20:50 PM] King: instead of gathering like, moss and such they look for things like blankets and small containers they can carry in their mouths (they leave htem outside to collect rainwater) and the blankets are to pad the tubes
[2:21:11 PM] Mack: THATS sO CUTE and perfect
[2:22:08 PM] King: they're one of the only clans that is friendly w/ other animals, since apprentices begin to be exposed to the zoo animals the moment they become 6 moons old (it's included in patrols and in the initial tour of the territory) they often become fluent in other animal's languages
[2:22:20 PM] King: and even if they can't speak it they can read the body language and at least understand what the other animal is saying
[2:22:56 PM] King: also human language is pretty good throughout the clan, because they pick up the words so not only do diff cats pick up new words, they already know the ones previous cats have picked up and spread
[1:55:39 PM] King: suddenly im just
[1:56:13 PM] King: u as a warrior cat, you totally start of as a kittypet and then end up becoming like the best hunter ever, plus you'd prob be mad good at medicine even tho ur not technically a medicine cat
[1:57:03 PM] Mack: OMG
[1:57:24 PM] King: PLus fuck the canonical warrior verse where it's like "cats dont know human names for things" you'd totally be p. fluent in human
[1:57:34 PM] Mack: i probably would have had to have some real convincing to not be a kittypet anymore in the first place like it would have to be u or someone telling me to join the clan
[1:57:37 PM] King: like you cant speak it obviously but you can understand a lot of what humans say and you know what things are and how shit works
[1:58:12 PM] Mack: UR MAKING ME OUT TO SOUND WAY SMART BUT ID BE HTE LAZIEST CAT
[1:58:23 PM] King: AHAHA YEAH True
[1:58:31 PM] Mack: good hunter? maybe. know human things? maybe. MOTIVATION TO USE THESE THINGS? ZERO
[1:58:48 PM] King: Totally can see u braggin about ur human knowledge and sayin ur gonna do these super important tasks to help the clan and shit
[1:59:04 PM] Mack: #basically me
[1:59:05 PM] King: but in reality ur just like, walking a few feet into the clan territory and simply disabling a few fox traps
[1:59:10 PM] King: ur like "wow that was hard, good day work"
[1:59:18 PM] Mack: #LITERALLY ME
[1:59:45 PM] Mack: id need motivation like 'if u dont do shit ur not getting fucking prey'
[2:00:07 PM] King: Mm tho, maybe it's like, ur owners get another older cat but the older cat is really mean to you and just makes ur life a living hell, like they don't phyically harm you but they're like constantly eating your food and making everything really difficult for u and getting u in trouble
[2:00:07 PM] Mack: me: drags self up. fiiiiiine
[2:00:23 PM] King: so by the time i show up and im like 'bruh no clan life is amazing u should totally join' ur so fed up ur just "FINEEEEE"
[2:00:35 PM] Mack: LAUGHING god bless
[2:00:37 PM] King: Obviously id probably have been visiting and befriending you for a while b/c u wouldnt trust a strange cat but ye
[2:01:13 PM] Mack: in that situation i would 100% trust you right away id probably hear about ur clan life stories and just "take me with u" literally the first time u come
[2:01:22 PM] King: AaHAH BLess
[2:01:30 PM] Mack: 2 easily swayed
[2:01:37 PM] King: Im like, not that older than you and im smaller than you but im totally like
[2:01:46 PM] King: "Oh yeah, Im the best warrior there is, gonna be leader one day B)"
[2:01:54 PM] King: im actually just barely an apprentice
[2:02:06 PM] King: i tripped on my own tai the first time i went hunting and hit my nose so hard i saw stars
[2:02:13 PM] Mack: LAUGHING I LOVE
[2:03:07 PM] King: I was probably some half clan kit but like, it's not as big a deal as the books may it seem
[2:03:31 PM] King: like some clan mates are like "ew gross fuckin half breed" but most people are just "meh,, you're good at hunting and you're obviously not evil so ur cool"
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MACK U GOTTA STOP CHANGING UR URL I WAS LIKE WHO THE FUCKITY IS THIS COMMENTING ON MY LESBIANS WHO GAVE U THE RIGHT SON
It was almost a shitstorm.
Anyway, probably not, I hit the bottom of the Neprezi tag like a week ago.

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Can I legally adopt baby Wholock am I allowed
((Pfft I dunno.
He's a handful.
You have to keep an eye on him, or get him one of those harness leashes.
Because the moment you look away, you will have lost him. He doesn't stay put in won't spot very well.
Prone to getting lost.))
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