#torealities

WEDDING :

who proposed? - xander proposed (--:

who is the best man/men? - w..ould it be cruel of xander to ask CALLUM to be his best man lmao bye

who is the braid’s maid(s)? - i ??????? ↑

who did the most planning? - phoenix.. xander just wants to get married so sorry @ phoenix, u gotta do most of the planning rip

who stressed the most? - b.....oth ??? maybe phoenix more ?? if the planning would stress him out ?? maybe ??

how fancy was the ceremony? - back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | normal church wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - if xander doesn’t ask callum to be his best man (fucfkcf), then probably ..... him.

SEX :

who is on top? - xander !!!!

who is the one to instigate things? - both ... rip

how healthy is their sex life? - barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | they are humping each other on the couch right now

how kinky are they? - straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

how long do they normally last? - depends on the situation ?? probably .. long-ish ??

do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - not necessarily always, but most of the time i think yes.

how rough are they in bed? - softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | the bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make dwayne johnson blush. aso, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

how much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - no touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | a little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | they snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

CHILDREN :

how many children will they have naturally? - through a surrogate, four. (that’s what we plotted??? isnt it ?????)

how many children will they adopt? - one lil baby !!

who gets stuck with the most diapers? - they’re bOth on diaper duty !!

who is the stricter parent? - xander... rip

who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - omg obviously both?? they cant allow their babies to get hurt ever wtf 

who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - phoenix !!!

who is the more loved parent? - they’re both going to be so loved :(

who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - xander probably forces phoenix to go bc he doesnt want to ahaha lmao

who cried the most at graduation? - both!!! definitely!!!!

who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - yikes.... a very unhappy xander would do that

COOKING :

who does the most cooking? - this has got to be phoenix bc...

who is the most picky in their food choice? - well xander eats everything so..

who does the grocery shopping? - they’re lame and they do it together bye

how often do they bake desserts? - not too often so i’d say rarely?

are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - b...oth??

who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - if it’s a home cooked dinner then lmao it’s got to be phoenix bc ....

who is more likely to suggest going out? - i feel like they both would.

who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - xANDER dEFINITELY

CHORES :

who cleans the room? - phoenix.. unless xander was forced or bribed to clean it /:

who is really against chores? - defo xander...

who cleans up after the pets? - boTH !!!

who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - xander !!!!!

who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - neither, i think.

who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - phoenix. unless (again) xander was bribed/forced to do that and then he found some moneeyyy (:

MISC :

who takes the longer showers/baths? - well idk for how long does phoenix normally shower/bathe but xander does it pretty quickly... unless he’s accompanied by someone (;

who takes the dog out for a walk? - they do it together.... like.. most of the time

how often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - i.. every year?? a bit?? nothing too excessive or Fancy™

what are their goals for the relationship? - (to get rid of callum: halfway there), get married and have lots of babies, grow old together. live happily ever after (:

who is most likely to sleep till noon? - they do that together.... rip