May 23, 2017
subject: traffic [texting]
Neo: [Come kill all this traffic for me] Roman: Then the cars will still be stuck there Roman: You would want me to come by with an airship and 80 attached harpoons Roman: Then throw the traffic into a river Neo: [The ocean is like a mile south of me] Roman: Do you know how much gas an airship uses? Neo: [ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT WORTH SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS] Roman: I could probably harvest your organs for that much but I don't even have the airship yet Neo: [STEAL IT]
{based on an actual text conversation between @torchwick-isms and I}
